Dec 2, 2009

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton


Michael Lohan Shit Talks Jon In TLC Deposition

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 06:00 PM PST

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As the legal war wages on between Jon Gosselin and TLC, Michael Lohan gave a deposition that his boyfriend will not take too kindly!!

Lohan spent two and a half hours detailing his business dealings with Jon on Wednesday in NYC.

"They asked questions regarding my involvement on a business level with Jon Gosselin; deals that were negotiated; transactions that did occur and basically my deal with Michael Heller," said Lohan.

Not only did he give deets on deals he made with Gosselin with a magazine, but he mentioned several "Las Vegas personal appearances. There were some at Ghost Bar, Prive, and the MGM Grand Hotel."

And he wouldn't shut up!!!

"I think the attorneys from Williams & Connolly were very thorough," he said of the TLC legal team. "I think they did a great job. They asked the appropriate questions and they got the answers they wanted. I think they have a very, very strong case, one that I definitely don't think they'll lose. So good luck to Jon."

Congratulations, Michael Lohan! You're the only person who can make Jon Gosselin look like a saint!!!

[Image via WENN.]

Roman Polanski Is Free! Way To Go Switzerland!

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 05:45 PM PST

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Not even a $4.5-million bail could keep this creep in prison.

It was announced this morning that Roman Polanski has made bail and will be released from prison on Friday afternoon.

He'll be returned to his posh chalet in an Alpine resort, where he's required to stay until it's determined whether or not he'll be extradited to Los Angeles.

Arrangements have been completed for an electronic security system to monitor Roman's movements, however, although he'll be unable to leave his accommodations at his resort, he is allowed to make unlimited phone calls, have access to the Internet and more than welcome to have guests come visit him and even throw parties at the resort.

He'll be the playboy of pedophiles! Wonderful!

Honestly, we can't see anything wrong with this. There is no way this guy is a flight risk. We're sure he'll just happily hang out at his resort suite, awaiting his fate and have absolutely no thoughts of climbing over every mountain to escape persecution.

No way! He'll be fine!

[Image via WENN.]

3D Sequels Are Taking Over!!!

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 05:30 PM PST

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It's just been announced that two very guy-pleasing movies are going to be in your face sometime soon.

Sony Pictures is in the process of bringing more zoombies for your eyes to feast upon with a 3D sequel to Zombieland.

Meanwhile Paramount feels what audiences really want to see is Johnny Knoxville's junk right in their faces as it gets trampled on by rabid dogs, branded with an iron, or yes, even shot with a staple gun.

Yes, Jackass is getting another installment and execs are pushing for it to be shot in 3D.

This marks one of the first non-animated, lower budget comedies to take on the world of 3D. How will it turn out?

Our best guess - CHEESY!

What do U think?

[Image via WENN.]

Cookie Monster Cops A Feel!!!

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 05:14 PM PST

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Look out Tyra Banks! The Cookie Monster is looking to bite into your chocolate cheeks! Or at least caress them for a second or two!

AWKWARD!

Tyra had the Street gang on her show recently to indulge in some adult conversation.

Banks took the opportunity to ask Elmo to inspect her hair for weave tracks with his 20/20 vision.

That's when Elmo got a little hungry and tried to take a bite out of Tyra's neck and Cookie decided to grab some goodies for himself by grabbing on to her tush. They are monsters afterall!

And all of this is still less odd than the episode where she televised a live colonic!

[Image via Warner Bros..]

First Look At The New Karate Kid

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 05:00 PM PST

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You would think after Hilary Swank did a roundhouse kick in the early nineties, there would have been no need to revive this franchise.

Oh, but how Hollywood loves to bank on nostalgia!

So here's a look at the first images from the new take on the classic flick The Karate Kid.

As you can see, Will Smith's son can kick high and Jackie Chan is getting old.

We think we smell a box-office TANKER!

What do U think?

Hollywood Stays Afloat In 2009

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 04:45 PM PST

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Well, while the entire economy is spiraling downwards, there's one industry that's managed to dodge the poor-house bullet!

Hollywood!

Box office ticket sales are up an impressive 8% for 2009, with $9.48 billion earned since January!!!

People have to escape from their problems somehow, right????

The earnings for 2009 are mere days away from bypassing 2008's record-setting $9.64 billion in ticket sales, with the releases of Sherlock Holmes, Avatar and Invictus just around the bend.

Have U been going to the movies more in 2009 than in years past????

[Image via WENN.]

Brittany's Looking Loopy

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 04:30 PM PST

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Is Brittany Murphy all hopped up on the crazy happy pills???

You be the judge!

Miz Murphy attended the premiere of her new horror flick, Across the Hall, on Monday night at the Laemmle 3 in Beverly Hills.

And Brit was lookin' a little Abdrool-y, if U catch our drift!

Maybe she was just tired from all the drama surrounding her getting fired leaving her latest flick.

[Image via WENN.]

An Empire State Of Hypocrisy!

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 04:22 PM PST

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We were counting on you!

Today, the New York Senate finally voted on their marriage equality bill. Unfortunately, we have learned that the bill failed to pass, being voted against 24-38.

Though the bill failed to pass, we applaud the many wonderful Senators that did speak up for the cause this morning and made excellent points to recognize the injustice of holding back the gay community in this fashion.

To quote Sen. Kevin Parker, who stood in favor of the bill this morning:

"We have an opportunity to change our history. This is the time we strike a blow to one of the last inequalities in our country . . . Stand for marriage equality now because it is the right thing to do and now is the time to do it."

CLICK HERE to listen to some of the other amazing Senators words of encouragement and reason that sadly fell on more deaf ears.

Make Way For The Katie Price Boozey Express

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 04:15 PM PST

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Destination - REHAB!

Someone enjoyed her liquor last night, huh Jordan Katie Price?!

In her first public appearance since dumping her drag queen cage fighting BF Alex Reid, Katie teeter-tottered out of the Morgan Awards last night looking a lot worse for wear and sporting the fakest tan, weave, and boobs we have ever seen!

How sad.

Oh, and by the way - Lily Allen was at this thing too. In comparison, Lily looked like a duchess!

Embarrassing!

Also, is it just us or does Katie's head look abnormally large from that angle?

[Image via Matrix Photos.]

Brazilian Twins Phenomenon - The Result Of Nazi Experiments?!

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 04:07 PM PST

In Nazi Mystery: Twins from Brazil, National Geographic Explorer investigates the mind-boggling occurrence of multiples in a German community deep in Brazil.

In just a one mile radius, there are 80 families with blond, blue-eyed twins, a rate nearly 1,000% above the global average!!!

Many believe that this phenomenon is the result of escaped Nazi scientist Joseph Mengele, who may have continued his experiments to build an Aryan master race in this town.

Watch the creeptastic preview (above) for some frightening allegations!

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