May 20, 2009

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Douche Claims It Isn't So

Posted: 20 May 2009 05:15 PM PDT

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John Mayer took to his official Twitter and gave us some insight into his fascinating day to day thoughts.

He started with, "I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't."

First of all, there are a multitude of reasons they may hate him! We are pretty sure that is not the one.

The singer continues to clarify the difference between douches, famewhores and showbiz types:

He says:

"Showbiz types are people who grew up talking to themselves alone in a room for hours until they found some sort of outlet. Once they found that outlet, everything fell into place, except for the fact that they still never worked out why they still talk so much. So you see, though filled with deep emotional voids that can never be filled, Showbiz Types are an important part of our Nation's tapestry. I'm a Showbiz Type. (cue penny whistle and marching drums) But I am not a douche!!" the singer added.

John Mayer is the male Tyra Banks! It's all about him!

A piece of advice for the self-proclaimed non douche: Unless you are singing, keep your mouth shut!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter.

[Image via WENN.]

Brad Has Weed To Thank For New Film

Posted: 20 May 2009 05:00 PM PDT

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Brad Pitt is currently seksing up the Cannes Film Festival in France, promowhoring his new flick, Inglorious Basterds.

Unfortunately for Bradley, the Quentin Tarantino movie is getting some shiteous reviews.

What persuaded Brad to take the gig?

Seems like it was a lot of booze and possibly some marijuanica!

According to Brad, "Quentin came to visit some time at the end of the summer, we talked about backstory, we talked about movies - I get up the next morning and see five empty bottles of wine right on the floor, five, and something that resembles a smoking apparatus - I don't know what that was about - and apparently I had agreed to do this film."

Brad still knows how to have a good time!

As for the flick, it deals with Brad playing "an American army officer leading a group of Jewish-American soldiers around Europe taking violent revenge on Nazis."

Not sure if it's worth seeing, but just the fact that Pitt's in the movie is definitely a plus.

[Image via WENN.]

Headline Of The Week Weak

Posted: 20 May 2009 04:45 PM PDT

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"Police: Pittsburgh student used snake as jump rope"

Poor snake! Read the article accompanying this headline…after the jump.

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Police: Pittsburgh student used snake as jump rope

Pittsburgh police say a high school student is facing charges for using a biology class snake as a jump rope.

Police say the incident happened Monday at Taylor Allderdice (ahl-DER'-dys) High School.

Police aren't identifying the 17-year-old suspect because he's being charged in juvenile court. The boy will be charged with theft and cruelty to animals.

The animal survived the ordeal and was being examined by a veterinarian.

Pittsburgh Public School officials on Tuesday were not immediately able to say what kind of snake it was.

Frances Goes Scarlet

Posted: 20 May 2009 04:30 PM PDT

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16-year-old Frances Bean Cobain has decided to go for a different look.

The often raven-haired teen is now sporting a fiery red hairdo!

Courtney Love's daughter was spotted arriving at LAX airport yesterday with scarlett hair and some fierce red lipstick to match. She also had matching red heels and coordinating nail polish to complete it all.

We're still not too sure how we feel about this look, though. Kinda makes the teen look 10 years older!

What do U think?

[Image via National Photo Group.]

Isn't It Hard Being Beautiful?

Posted: 20 May 2009 04:15 PM PDT

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Woe is her!

The wet dog fart known as Jessica Biel was photographed for some reason leaving her yoga class on Tuesday.

The pap was probably out shooting landscapes and thought she was a houseplant.

It's really tough having a warped sense of self, especially when people really don't care about you at all!

[Photo via Finalpixx.]

Rip Torn Gets Off Easy!

Posted: 20 May 2009 04:00 PM PDT

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Despite his two previous drunk driving arrests, actor Rip Torn has been given probation in his DUI case in Connecticut.

He pleaded not guilty to a charges stemming from his December arrest for driving a car intoxicated with a Christmas tree on top.

That brings the LOLs! Thankfully no one was hurt, though.

The actor will enter into an alcohol education program and even be allowed to drive once he retakes the test due to severe hearing impairment. Good!

We don't need a drunk, deaf guy on the road!

Torn is one lucky man!

[Image via WENN.]

Katie Holmes Is A Dancing Fool!

Posted: 20 May 2009 03:46 PM PDT

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Katie Holmes was spotted at a dance studio in Hollywood again on Wednesday!

We've heard Katie's going to possibly be working on a new flick, Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, but that's not due until 2011.

So what's she up to at the studio? Preparing for another film?

Or maybe she's hoping to get on Dancing With The Stars?

It's not like it'd be a bad move for her! She really hasn't had a hit film or show in years!!

Her career has kinda stalled.

We say, blame Tom!

PS. Please work on your posture, you're starting to looking like Kiki Drunkst.

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

R.I.P.

Posted: 20 May 2009 03:45 PM PDT

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The voice of Disney's Mickey Mouse, Wayne Allwine, passed away Monday due to complications from diabetes.

The Disney legend had been lending his voice to Mickey for the last 30 years and was only the third person to do so. His work began in 1977 on The New Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and includes the film Mickey's Christmas Carol and even the Kingdom Hearts video game series.

Allwine was 62 years old and leaves behind a wife, Russi Taylor.

Believe it or not, she is the current voice of Minnie Mouse!

Awwwww!

Wayne will be greatly missed.

Bossom Buddies

Posted: 20 May 2009 03:30 PM PDT

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Talk about an unlikely pairing!

50 Cent was one of the honored guests for Bette Midler's New York Restoration Project's 8th Annual Spring Picnic at the New Leaf Restaurant & Bar in NYC on Tuesday.

They seem pretty joined at the hip!

And Fiddy cleans up rather nice.

We bet she got to call him Curtis. Maybe they should do a song together?

[Image via WENN.]

Kate Walsh's Psycho Ex Attacking The Mouse House!

Posted: 20 May 2009 03:15 PM PDT

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Actress Kate Walsh's ex, non-celeb Alex Young, is an asshole.

He is after her money hardcore and has subpoenaed the President of Disney/ABC Television, Stephen McPherson, to testify about Walsh and her finances. Young's lawyers think McPherson is essential to his case that Kate is withholding certain assets acquired during their barely year-long marriage.

You think the guy has time to be familiar with every person in his company's finances?

McPherson and Disney lawyers are working on getting the motion denied as McPherson was not the acting President of the company when Kate started Private Practice and claims Young is "harassing" McPherson.

The Disney peeps are willing to send someone else in McPherson's place.

We have a feeling the Disney people are gonna win this one, as will Kate, in the end.

[Image via WENN.]

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