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Justin Timberlake Confirms It! No New Music Anytime Soon!
MELtdown Left Daughter Alone To Have A Cigarette, She Bumps Her Head!
Eminem Getting Back To Acting
Taylor Swift VMA Performance Helped Her Get Over Kanye-Gate!
Comedians Parody "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
Emma Thompson Is The Big Boss In MIB 3!
Florence And The Machine Opening For U2!
More Paparazzi Trouble For Paris And Cy!
Denzel To Host Nobel Peace Prize Concert
Betty White's Biggest Fan!

Justin Timberlake Confirms It! No New Music Anytime Soon!

Posted: 30 Sep 2010 05:20 PM PDT

This is as frustrating as it is disappointing!

Despite pretty much everyone on the planet wishing he would cut out all of the bullshiz acting and just make a new album, Justin Timberlake revealed that he has no plans as of now to produce any more tunes!

He explains, or something:

"…Does a painter make a painting because he has to make it by December 21st? No, he doesn't. It happens when it pours out of him. That's how music is for me. I never stop making music. I don't know what else to tell you, except that I just don't know [in] what capacity I want to be involved anymore. All I'm saying is, in very simple terms, I'll know when I know. And until I know, I don't know."

What the fuck does that even mean?!

UGH. Can't someone just put the rest of us out of our misery and tell him he's a shiteous actor, so he can get his head out of his ass and go back into the studio?

This is getting a little ridiculous!

Thoughts?? Do U want a new Timerpussy record??

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MELtdown Left Daughter Alone To Have A Cigarette, She Bumps Her Head!

Posted: 30 Sep 2010 05:10 PM PDT

What else did this nutcase do?!

During Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson's custody battle last month, the baby mamma revealed in her deposition that the psychotic douchebag left daughter Lucia alone to smoke a cigarette - and she fell so hard she needed to see a chiropractor!

She explains:

"I ran downstairs and he already picked her up and told me that he did something stupid. He (Mel) didn't say very much, he was upset and I took Lucia and I was — I didn't say anything to him. I asked him how it happened, and what had happened and how he found her, and he explained everything to me. Showed where she fell from and I analyzed her and looked at her eyes. I looked at her bruises - not bruises but the bump on her front and the bump on her back, back of the head and the front of the head and analyzed that - but she looked focused. After initial shock of crying and, of course, I consoled her and she stopped crying eventually. So literally she was sitting on a slide on top of the table. I think he went to have a smoke and she slid down. There was no reconstruction. He just explained it to me. Since Lucia didn't show signs of serious injury… there was no need to take her to an emergency room."

Yeah. He's DEFINITELY stable enough to take care of her!

Just another reason he should have custody of that poor child!

BARF.

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Eminem Getting Back To Acting

Posted: 30 Sep 2010 05:00 PM PDT

Slim Shady's going to give the silver screen another shot.

This time Eminem will pair up with Sir Anthony Hopkins and Rachel Weisz in the movie 360.

The movie is a series of scenes between pairs of characters before or after a sexual encounter.

Eminem was awesome in 8 Mile, and we can't wait to see what he does in 360!

[Image via Owen Beiny/WENN.com.]

Taylor Swift VMA Performance Helped Her Get Over Kanye-Gate!

Posted: 30 Sep 2010 04:50 PM PDT

Wonderful!

Taylor Swift recently revealed that her performance of her new track, Innocent, at the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards helped her put into perspective what happened between she and Kanye West the year earlier!

She explains:

"For me, I felt like performing [at the] VMAs was the best way to go out there and sing how I was actually feeling, being there really helped put all that behind me. I have a lot fun doing this and getting to write songs about what happens in my life, but putting it all out there in your music - all the details - you're taking a chance with that because you are very vulnerable."

We're glad to hear it, bb!

Now hopefully you both can just put that whole mess behind you!

You have much more exciting prospects to focus on!

Thoughts??

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Comedians Parody "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

Posted: 30 Sep 2010 04:40 PM PDT

G.A.Y.S. (Guys Against You Serving) from Thomas Lennon

LOLz!

Comedians doing good things with comedy!

Watch it! Watch it!

Emma Thompson Is The Big Boss In MIB 3!

Posted: 30 Sep 2010 04:35 PM PDT

A WOMAN to star as the head of the MEN in black? We like it.

Reports say that Emma Thompson has signed on to MIB 3, and will play the head of the Men In Black.

Looks like Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, and Josh Brolin will be reporting to her.

What do U think of a woman being in charge of the Men In Black?

[Image via WENN.]

Florence And The Machine Opening For U2!

Posted: 30 Sep 2010 04:30 PM PDT

What an amazing opportunity for them!!!

Because Bono suffered an extreme back injury earlier this year, U2 was forced to postpone their North American stadium. This has turned out to be the best news in the world for some amazing performers!

Originally, Interpol was slated as the opening act and while they will be on hand for some performances, a list of new opening acts have been announced for the rest of the tour.

Opening for the band will be Lenny Kravitz, The Fray, Snow Patrol and most excitingly of all, Florence + The Machine!!!

We're so proud! We know they are just going to KILL it!

[Image via WENN.]

More Paparazzi Trouble For Paris And Cy!

Posted: 30 Sep 2010 04:25 PM PDT

Paris's boyfriend Cy was cited for a hit and run! Guess they can mark that one off of their extensive bucket list of trouble!

After leaving a West Hollywood restaurant, Paris Hilton and Cy Waits' car was ambushed by paparazzi who were blocking the road. Cy got overambitious and attempted to drive through the crowd, ~~accidentally~~ running over a paparazzo's leg.

Here's what L.A. Sheriff's Dept spokesman Steve Whitmore had to say about it:

"There might be some charges against the paparazzo because they were blocking the street. When you cause that kind of impediment it could actually be a felony. We're going to be looking into the whole thing."

Well THAT'S potentially good news for Cy. Here's the bad news:

"The person attacked by the vehicle insisted on a private person's arrest so we cited the driver, but this is all preliminary. We have to reinterview the deputies as to what occurred. We are going to conduct a thorough traffic investigation."

Cy also may be given a misdemeanor charge as well, depending on how the re-interviews go.

Paris must be having all types of parties in her head to celebrate the fact that she wasn't driving!

Do U think Cy should be given additional charges? Or should they go easy on him?

[Image via WENN.]

Denzel To Host Nobel Peace Prize Concert

Posted: 30 Sep 2010 04:20 PM PDT

Pretty impressive, Denzel. Definitely a step up from hosting the Teen Choice Awards (Sorry, Katy Perry!)

Denzel Washington will host the Nobel Peace Prize Concert in Oslo, Norway, on Dec 11, with support from a lineup of artists, including Florence and the Machine, Colbie Caillat, Herbie Hancock, and Elvis Costello.

Here's what Denzel had to say about his honor:

"I am honored to attend the Nobel Peace Prize Concert this year and participate in this historic and momentous event to help spread the message of global peace."

Here's what Geir Lundestad, secretary of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, had to say about Denzel:

"We're thrilled to have Mr. Washington join us to host this year's Nobel Peace Prize Concert. He is the perfect ambassador for this event, which celebrates peace through music and illuminates the notable contributions of the Nobel laureate."

The 2010 Nobel Peace Prize winner will be announced in Oslo on Oct. 8, and the award will be handed out on Dec. 10 as always, which marks the anniversary of prize founder Alfred Nobel's death in 1896.

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Betty White's Biggest Fan!

Posted: 30 Sep 2010 04:10 PM PDT