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• Lindsanity Furious At saMAN For Attending Nicole Richie's Bachlorette Party
• Will.i.am & Cheryl Tweedy, Together Again In The Studio!
• A JoBros Surprise…And A Bit Of Camp Rock News!
• John Mayer Is Definitely Single, Claims John Mayer
• Jon Stewart Will Not Be Running For Public Office!
• Prostitution Whore's Ex Is Coming For Her!
• More Details On The Wachowski Brothers Gay Iraq War Movie!
• Jay-Z's New Book!
• Fred's Friends Sabotaging Elisabeth Moss, Blaming Scientology For Divorce - Her Friends Claim!
• Madonna Stalker Will Stop At Nothing To Be With Her Meet Her

Lindsanity Furious At saMAN For Attending Nicole Richie's Bachlorette Party Posted: 22 Sep 2010 05:00 PM PDT Insane! It's not like they are dating anymore! Lindsay Lohan is pissed at saMAN for going to Nicole Richie's bachelorette party in Cabo this past weekend. The wacktress "went crazy" trying to figure out who accompanied Ronson and the trip. Not to mention that she "couldn't get permission to leave the country . . . and wasn't invited." And whose fault is that?! Unfortunately, LOLhan cannot turn down the crazy and "kept trying to track down Sam." Sad. She really needs help! [Image via WENN.]

Will.i.am & Cheryl Tweedy, Together Again In The Studio! Posted: 22 Sep 2010 04:50 PM PDT If you loved their work on 3 Words, get ready for even more collaborations. According to sources, Black Eyed Peas frontman Will.i.am is currently working with Cheryl Tweedy on her new album, Messy Little Raindrops. Reportedly, they secretly laid down some tracks while Cheryl was visiting El Lay earlier in the month. A close source to the rapper says that Will "can't contain his excitement" over working with Cheryl again and has been "gushing" over how good all their tracks are. If all things go to plan, we'll get to hear these exciting tracks by the end of the year. Then we'll tell you what we think! Till then, we just hope Cheryl isn't working herself too hard! We want to see a tour on top of a new album!! [Image via WENN.]

A JoBros Surprise…And A Bit Of Camp Rock News! Posted: 22 Sep 2010 04:40 PM PDT Who doesn't love an OfficeMax sponsored surprise visit from the JoBros? Check out the video (above) to see the Jonas Brothers donate $25,000 worth of school supplies, on behalf of OfficeMax, to a Los Angeles area elementary school. The Jobros visited the school to support their concert sponsor, OfficeMax, in their "A Day Made Better" campaign, where they will supply 1,000 teachers with $1,000 worth of school supplies. The Brothers Jonas were in a REALLY charitable mood on Tuesday, because after the OfficeMax event, they hinted to The Hollywood Reporter that another Camp Rock movie MAY be in the works. What did U think of the JoBros presentation with OfficeMax?

John Mayer Is Definitely Single, Claims John Mayer Posted: 22 Sep 2010 04:35 PM PDT For realz this time. Rumors have been floating around that John Mayer and the Maniston are back together, but a rep for Mayer confirmed that they are indeed splitsville. "After his tour wrapped on September 11, he traveled back to his NYC home. He's been out with friends and catching up on much-needed rest," said a source. Thank God. That relationship sucked. [Image via Jeff Daly / WENN.com.]

Jon Stewart Will Not Be Running For Public Office! Posted: 22 Sep 2010 04:30 PM PDT Too bad! Jon Stewart recently revealed that despite many of his fans and supporters wishing otherwise, he has no desire to run for public office! He explains: "I deny that I am powerful. Power implies an agenda that's being acted on. Every generation has had its people who stand at the back and make fun of those in charge. When the Nazis came to power in the '30s, it created an incredible underground scene of satirical comedy. Peter Cook [a British comedian] once said with a straight face, 'Yes, they really showed Hitler.' That's how I see it. I'm not saying I'm powerless and in a vacuum. But if I really wanted to change things, I'd run for office. I haven't considered that, and I wouldn't — because this is what I do well. The more I move away from comedy, the less competent I become. I would lose my mind almost immediately. My job is I make jokes. I don't solve problems. If my job became solving problems, I would suddenly become a lot less good at what I do, unless the problem being had by the country was a lack of jokes." We don't think he gives himself enough credit, but we can certainly understand why he would want to steer clear of that career change! Oh well! As long as he keeps up the HIGHlarious commentary on our country's leaders doing dumbass shiz, we'll be satisfied! Thoughts?? [Image via WENN.]

Prostitution Whore's Ex Is Coming For Her! Posted: 22 Sep 2010 04:25 PM PDT Uh-oh! It looks like she's going to get what's coming to her this time! Shit is getting real! Former Real Housewives of New Jersey's Prostitution Whore is in the middle of a nasty legal battle with her ex-husband, Kevin Maher, who is none too pleased about the allegations the sociopath has made about him, and is suing her for defamation! As we've reported, Danielle Staub has claimed that Maher killed her dog, shoved a gun in her cooter, and raped her on a bed of glass. She filed a motion earlier in the week asking the judge to exclude "any evidence that the Defendant was a prostitute, or a stripper, or is promiscuous, or has been featured in sex tapes," but Maher has had enough, and is ready to fight to prove that his ex is a pathological liar! He reveals: "Since this woman put these serious rape and molestation charges against me, [information about her past] is relevant…What this woman has done to me…I can't even describe how she has ruined my life. She's without conscience. She lied from day one and I'm going to prove that she's a pathological liar. She's been ducking and hiding from her deposition since this lawsuit has been filed. Oct. 5 will be the worst day of her life, when she is confronted under oath with all her lies. She's going to be destroyed." Oh shiz! Those are some fighting words! If he wants to prove that bitch is a pathological liar, why don't they just show the judge the last season of Real Housewives? That'd be proof enough for us to award this guy $5 million! LOLs! But we're VERY much looking forward to seeing this monster try and squirm her way out of this deposition! We have a feeling this is going to be TEN TIMES more ridiculous than every episode of the reality show combined! What do U think?? Team Prostitution Whore or Team Ex?? [Image via WENN.]

More Details On The Wachowski Brothers Gay Iraq War Movie! Posted: 22 Sep 2010 04:20 PM PDT Nerds around the world are all very curious about the next project to come from the Wachowski Brothers. The men behind the Matrix series have been puzzling Hollywood for months, working on a project known as Cobalt Neural 9 - a project people know little to nothing about. As of now, all that was known was that it was a love story between a U.S. soldier and an Iraqi one, but we've got some more deets that are pretty exciting, including the fact that this love affair is a GAY ONE! What the what?! Amazeballs! What a great time for this! We have more details that are very SPOILER heavy, so if you'f rather not know, DON'T READ ON! Basically, the film takes place 100 years in the future and "digital archeologists" are going through old footage of the time when U.S. occupied Iraq. They come across the story of Butch, a homosexual American Marine who travels to the Middle East to "fuck and kill everything", but then falls in love with an Iraqi. The two meet while Butch is on patrol and it doesn't take long before their romance turns into a raunchy sex scene hidden behind closed burqas. But here's where it gets REALLY crazy! Of course, they're affair is discovered just as the war really starts to heat up. That's when they convince themselves that the only way they can be together is to "kill the architect of the invasion" - George W. Bush! The movie then turns from romantic tragedy to mission impossible as they try to assassinate Georgie on one of his secret visits to Iraq! We're told the film will have a very Cloverfield-esque feel to it and could cost the brothers about $20 million to make. We say the brothers, because so far, no studio wants to touch this film and considering how much dough they made off of the Matrix franchise, the brothers could finance it themselves. It sure would get a lot of attention that's for sure. We'd be interested in seeing it! Would U? Thoughts?

Jay-Z's New Book! Posted: 22 Sep 2010 04:15 PM PDT An image of Andy Warhol's Rorschach graces the cover of Jay-Z's highly anticipated book Decoded. The book is a narrative of the famous lyrics and life of the rapper. It is fully-illustrated book and decodes 36 songs from Jay-Z's catalog. Amazing! Will u pick it up?!

Fred's Friends Sabotaging Elisabeth Moss, Blaming Scientology For Divorce - Her Friends Claim! Posted: 22 Sep 2010 04:10 PM PDT Since Mad Men star Elisabeth Moss filed for divorce from SNL's Fred Armisen, rumors have been spreading that her connection to Scientology was the reason for the split - and it's not true! According to Fred's friends, "her religion was as important to her as their marriage, if not more. He could not get with it." But Elisabeth's camp deny the allegations entirely! An insider said: "Lizzie is trying really hard to handle this horrible divorce in a dignified manner. She is heartbroken that Fred's friends have run to the press leaking nasty stories about her and her beliefs when everyone knows Fred was the problem in this marriage." The actress has urged her friends "not get down in the dirt like him," but her friends threaten that "if these attacks on her continue, the real truth will come out and it isn't going to be pretty." We don't blame them! Everyone knows that Fred has been effing homewrecker Abby Elliot for some time now and we've heard cheating rumors about him before. Who knew that someone so fugly could get away with that kinda rep?! Stay strong, Miz Moss. [Image via WENN.]

Madonna Stalker Will Stop At Nothing To Be With Her Meet Her Posted: 22 Sep 2010 04:05 PM PDT Madonna's stalker, Robert Linhart, has made it clear that he has zero intentions of giving up on his delusional quest for the holy Madge! After his arrest, he told cops he is allowed to maintain his place outside of Madonna's apartment, but they of course disagreed. Here's what he had to say about it: "I can be here. This is police brutality. I have a right to do this. I am not doing anything wrong." And on a more delusional note: "I keep running into Madonna. I saw her in 1992 and I'd actually like to meet her in person. I won't stop until I actually meet Madonna.” And a statement from Robert regarding his future plans: "I'm going to go right back there [Madonna's apartment] and do it again." We need to keep him away from Madge! According to prosecutors, an ice pick was found in his car. Unless he's planning on crushing up some ice and attempting to woo Madonna with frozen margaritas, we're thinking the ice pick is NOT a good thing. Can we please get this guy locked away FOR GOOD already? [Image via WENN.]

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