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• Shark At The Jersey Shore!
• We Laughed At This More Than We Probably Should!
• Real Housewives Of New Jersey Going Off-Broadway!
• Neeson No Longer Spielberg's Lincoln
• The Big Baddie In The Sherlock Holmes Sequel Is…
• Brangelina Loves Their Date Nights
• Another Curious George Movie?
• YESsica Shares A Tender Moment With Honor
• Such A Waste Of An Attractive Man
• Reese And Her Man Work Out!

Shark At The Jersey Shore! Posted: 02 Aug 2010 05:30 PM PDT And it's not a little nickname like "gorilla!" A real live, actual shark showed up near Seaside Heights, New Jersey, and apparently had the guidos and guidettes scared shiz-less when it swam alarmingly close to the sand! The beach even had to be shut down! Yikes!

We Laughed At This More Than We Probably Should! Posted: 02 Aug 2010 05:20 PM PDT LOLs! He certainly has quite a lot of vigor! Check out this AMAZEBALLS compilation of Mark Dacascos announcing every secret ingredient ever on Iron Chef America! Watch! With each one, the glint of crazy in his eye just gets bigger and bigger! Officially obsessed! Thoughts??

Real Housewives Of New Jersey Going Off-Broadway! Posted: 02 Aug 2010 05:10 PM PDT We applaud them for doing this for a good cause - but can these ladies act outside of their scripted reality show?! Sources have exclusively told PerezHilton.com that the ladies of Real Housewives of New Jersey will be joining the cast of the off-Broadway comedy My Big Gay Italian Wedding for a select number of performances in September 1st! Housewives Teresa Giudice, Jacqueline Laurita, and Caroline Manzo will portray the Wedding Officiater, Toniann Naso, and Angela Pinnunziato! Jacqueline's infuriatingly dense daughter, Ashley Holmes, will portray Connie Scuccifuffio, and Caroline's daughter Lauren will play Maria Pinnunziato! Former castmember Dina Manzo, who produces the play, will be making a special introduction before each of the four perfomances, and says: "Just when you thought the hair couldn't get any higher and the yelling couldn't get any louder, here come the housewives. Everyone has a so much fun at this show. Audiences laugh out loud, it's got an important message for everyone and the money raised from the ticket sales for these four performances will benefit such a terrific cause. So when I asked the ladies to be a part of it, they were thrilled to come on board. This is one wedding party you are not going to want to miss!" A portion of the proceeds will be going to Marriage Equality New York organization, which supports gay marriage! We actually think this is pretty cool! And if they suck, it will probably still be the kind of bad that you have to see for yourself - AKA just like every episode of their reality show! And we're glad to see that Prostitution Whore Coke Fucking Whore Jafar from Aladdin Danielle Staub will not be terrorizing gracing the stage with her sociopathic presence! Your talents are better suited for the sex tapes, bb! [Image via (c) 2010 Moises De Pena.]

Neeson No Longer Spielberg's Lincoln Posted: 02 Aug 2010 05:00 PM PDT Four score and seven years, Liam Neeson was attached to Steven Spielberg's Lincoln biopic. After 5 years, Neeson decided it was time to leave Spielberg's project. Here's what he had to say on the subject: "I'm not actually playing Lincoln now. I was attached to it for a while, but now I'm past my sell-by date." Neeson may no longer be wearing the beard, but it looks like we'll still be able to get our President Liam fix with his role as Lyndon B. Johnson in Lee Daniels' upcoming civil rights drama Selma. Who will be the new Abraham Lincoln? Here are some ideas to play around with: -Brolinham Lincoln - Josh Brolin may be morally ambiguous, but he could probably pull off the look. Imagine him with the massive beard. -Bridgesham Lincoln - After Crazy Heart and the upcoming Tron: Legacy, Jeff Bridges seems to be a hot commodity. Plus, how cool would it be to see "The Dude" as our 16th president? The Big Lincolnbowski anyone? -Bieberham Lincoln - Okay, maybe not for the WHOLE movie, but Justin Bieber could be a totally awesome choice for flashback scenes. Who would you cast to replace Abraham Neeson? [Image via WENN.]

The Big Baddie In The Sherlock Holmes Sequel Is… Posted: 02 Aug 2010 04:50 PM PDT Daniel Day Lewis! (Sorry Brad! We know you were up for this, but he's going to MAKE this movie!) In a brilliant casting move, sources are suggesting that Guy Ritchie has chosen Daniel to play Sherlock Holmes' nemesis Professor Moriarty in the upcoming sequel to the flick. We love when good decisions are made and this is definitely a good decision. Danny boy doesn't just do any old movie. He's the picky kind, so for him to sign on to this means it's worth our his time. Thoughts? [Image via WENN.]

Brangelina Loves Their Date Nights Posted: 02 Aug 2010 04:40 PM PDT We dare you to name a more hard-working couple in the business than Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. They make a trillion dollars on the thousand or so movies they make a year and they have their hands in every humanitarian project imaginable. Add on the three dozen kids they have, and they are busy beyond busy. So the idea of the couple being able to schedule a date night for themselves seems pretty unimaginable. Still, while being interviewed recently, Angie told sources that time spent alone with her kind of hubby holds them "together." She explained: "We actually schedule them (date nights). We just had one the other night and we went next door so we didn't have to worry about the paparazzi and the kids didn't know where we were. We have a house that has two sections so we go to the part that's normally the studio and the office and just have dinner as a couple. If you can hold it together - which is hard these days and a lot of people separate - then you have to work at it, and you have to make that time when you are not Mom and Dad once in a while." Cool! There house has secret sections that they can get busy in! That's when you know you've made it! Just make sure none of the little ones can find their way in! Embarrassing! [Image via WENN.]

Another Curious George Movie? Posted: 02 Aug 2010 04:30 PM PDT Here we go again… Despicable Me animator Illumination Entertainment is planning an adaptation of Curious George. The last Curious George movie came out back in 2006 with Will Ferrell doing the voice for the Man with the Yellow Hat. As for this new version, "the wry animated images of Despicable Me" will be adapted to George's world. We're not impressed. Do U want to see a new Curious George movie? [Image via Getty Images.]

YESsica Shares A Tender Moment With Honor Posted: 02 Aug 2010 04:20 PM PDT While we're not her biggest fans, these pictures of YESsica Alba with her daughter Honor Marie are too cute! Alba and her husband Cash Warren were snapped arriving at LAX with the baby in tow and she's getting so big! Adorbs! [Image via National Photo Group.]

Such A Waste Of An Attractive Man Posted: 02 Aug 2010 04:10 PM PDT Oh, bb! If you're not going bald, why do you insist on sporting the Mr. Clean look?! Joey Lawrence made an appearance at ABC Family 2010 Summer TCA Tour at the Beverly Hilton with the especially z-list Clarissa Darling Sabrina Spellman Melissa Joan Hart. They're starring together in some crappy sitcom that no one's going to watch. Between the hair and the clearly man-scaped eyebrows, all of those naturally good looks have just gone to douche! So sad. [Image via WENN.]

Reese And Her Man Work Out! Posted: 02 Aug 2010 04:00 PM PDT Reese Witherspoon and her boyfriend Jim Toth were spotted jogging together near Reese's home in El Lay and it looks like they are working up quite a sweat! He didn't even wear a shirt — but we're sure Reese is enjoying the view! [Image via GSI Media.]

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