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• Simpleton Is Preggers Had A Big Lunch!
• Ellen Snags Early Renewals
• Wino's New Album Not Ready
• Yay, Britain!
• New Beavis And Butt-Head?
• Snoop Sued!
• Kendra Reveals Hef Was A Minute Man
• Levi Johnston Chooses Palins Over Sister!
• Your Daily Douchebag: The Situation Edition
• This Ain't Pretty, Wino!

Simpleton Is Preggers Had A Big Lunch! Posted: 07 Jul 2010 04:00 PM PDT C'mon people! Can't a girl be bloated without everyone thinking she is pregnant??? No worries, Jessica. We got your back on this one. Carry on, haters.

Ellen Snags Early Renewals Posted: 07 Jul 2010 03:52 PM PDT There's a new Queen in town, Miz Winfrey! According to Warner Bros. Domestic Television Distribution, The Ellen DeGeneres Show has received early renewals nationwide on ABC, CBS and NBC network-affiliated stations. The show is now cleared for fall 2011 in 99% of the country! "Stations and viewers alike have identified 'Ellen' as a unique and compelling program that is poised to become the dominant early fringe talk franchise for women for years to come," said Ken Werner, president of Warner Bros. Domestic TV Distribution. Congrats, girl. [Image via AP Images.]

Wino's New Album Not Ready Posted: 07 Jul 2010 03:45 PM PDT Not ready and not coming out this year. Mark Ronson told sources that his buddy Amy Winehouse is not so ready to come out with a new album this year like the studio promised. Mark explained: "Amy hasn't begun working on her next record yet. When she's got 10 songs, we'll go down to the studio together." Are you saying we're waiting on Wino to hold up her end of the bargain and write 10 songs?! If that's the case, don't expect to see this album until 2015, if then! How about you just do it for her, Mark? We think the ship carrying all of Amy's coherent thoughts and normal brain function has sailed! [Image via WENN.]

Yay, Britain! Posted: 07 Jul 2010 03:37 PM PDT We just love you guys! The Supreme Court of Britain ruled today that homosexual living in parts of the world which aren't so open-minded can find refuge in their country. Sadly, there are still many places in the world where homosexuals face constant fear of persecution for their orientation. Now, if they like, they can call Britain their home and will be grant asylum. Deputy President of the Supreme Court, Lord Hope of Craighead summed it up perfectly, saying: "To compel a homosexual person to pretend that his sexuality does not exist or to suppress the behaviour by which it manifests itself is to deny him his fundamental right to be who he is. Homosexuals are as much entitled to freedom of association with others who are of the same sexual orientation as people who are straight." Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! We're so proud of this! A beautiful and important step for equality! [Image via AP Images.]

New Beavis And Butt-Head? Posted: 07 Jul 2010 03:30 PM PDT Is he bringing the '90s back? Mike Judge is rumored to be outlining 30 new episodes of Beavis and Butt-head with "hopes for a full-throttle return." These rumors have flown around before with Judge saying last year that every time he thinks about doing more Beavis and Butt-head, he'll "go on the Internet and see a headline that says I'm starting on the sequel." It could be inneresting to see what the guys would get up to in 2010. What do U think? [Image via Getty Images.]

Snoop Sued! Posted: 07 Jul 2010 03:22 PM PDT Shouldn't take what isn't yours! Snoop is being sued by jazz musician Michael Henderson for sampling one of his songs. Michael says Snoop took selections from his Do It All album without his permission to use on his track Flashbacks. Michael is also suing rapers Murs and 9th Wonder for the same thing. And he is hitting them HARD! Michael is claiming "statutory damages" for the alleged infringement as well as any profits made from the songs. He's also requesting that all the defendants be stopped from manufacturing, distributing and selling the works further. We hope this guy has a good lawyer or this could be over really quickly. If we know Snoop, he'll get the best of the best to defend himself and there won't be ANYONE that can stop him! Still, stealing is wrong. Maybe throw the guys a couple of bucks and a byline credit to smooth things over? [Image via WENN.]

Kendra Reveals Hef Was A Minute Man Posted: 07 Jul 2010 03:15 PM PDT Considering his age, we're surprised he could even stay awake! Watch the clip (above) as Kendra details her very brief sexual exploits with Hef. Yuck.

Levi Johnston Chooses Palins Over Sister! Posted: 07 Jul 2010 03:07 PM PDT Now we understand all the apologizing yesterday. Apparently, Levi Johnston's family is screwier than the Palins! As we understand it, Levi is insisting on distance between himself and his sister, Mercede Johnston, since she has started a new Palin hating blog. On said blog, Mercede charged Sarah Palin's pious little lady Bristol with WANTING to conceive a child with Levi! Mercede alleges that at the time, the two were purposely trying for one! Because of all the ranting, Levi issued an apology to Sexy Sarah and her family, but that only sent Mercede off the deep end! Levi's sister went on the attack again, claiming that Bristol was pulling the strings on her brother and forcing him to apologize. She writes: "I will not allow myself to be controlled by Bristol Palin like my brother is! Even if I take my blog down and keep my mouth shut Bristol will not allow Levi and Tripp to be a part of my life. She will always have some excuse. I wish Levi could be the man I know he is and have a mind of his own and finally stand his ground, but I guess he is blinded by love…: As for this new People magazine article where my brother "Apologizes to the Palins" I am extremely disappointed in him. Not only is he being controlled like a puppet, but saying that all of his (previous) comments and stories were lies is absurd!" Love? Does that mean the knocked- teenage parents poster children are back together for reals??? Please clarify, Miz Johnston in your next rant! The boy is just surrounded by crazy women he just can't escape! [Image via WENN.]

Your Daily Douchebag: The Situation Edition Posted: 07 Jul 2010 03:00 PM PDT Does he really think that talking about yourself in the third person is cool? The Situation has apparently reached new levels of delusional douchedom, and thinks that his abs make up for his busted, FUGlicious face enough to get him an acting career! BARF. He reveals: "Maybe it's the abs or maybe it's the green eyes. The Situation does look pretty good on TV, so maybe that's what it is. He's got a lot going on. He's got a clothing line, songs, he's all over the place. This is just a way into the door for me. Reality is a stepping stone for me. Being one of the biggest names in reality or the country or the world or whatever, I definitely want to start moving into scripted and films in another year or two. I'll congratulate 'The Situation' myself. He's doing pretty good." And we will congratulate you for becoming a giant ass hat! Sorry, bb! You just ain't no Snooki Snickers! So STOP trying to be great like she is! [Image via WENN.]

This Ain't Pretty, Wino! Posted: 07 Jul 2010 02:52 PM PDT Last night, Amy Winehouse surprised the audience at Mark Ronson's 100 Club performance in London by dueting with Mark on his song Valerie. We have footage of the duet and we can say with certainty that it probably would have been best if Wino stayed in her seat…for everyone. Check out this HIDEOUS performance! (above) If she got any closer to the bass player, she'd be playing the chords with her lay bits! (And that probably would have sounded better than this!)

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