Dec 22, 2008

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Jessica Simpson Is….

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 08:11 PM CST

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She couldn't let Asslee hog the baby spotlight!

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Jessica Simpson and her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, are "actively trying" to have a child of their own.

"I wouldn't be surprised if Jess makes an announcement that she's pregnant very very soon," a Simpson insider tells us.

Poppa Joe's already plotting all the money he'll make selling baby pics and - a wedding too!

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Michael Jackson Is Not Dying or Seriously Ill, His Rep Tells Us

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 07:37 PM CST

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Despite reports from the U.K. to the contrary, Wacko is in good health, his publicist reveals exclusively to PerezHilton.com.

M.J. was said to be battling A1AD — alpha-1 anti-trypsin deficiency, a rare disease which has left him half blind and needing a lung transplant.

But, not so, his publicist tells us!

Dr. Tohme, Jackson's rep, says, "Concerning this author's allegations, we would hope in the future that legitimate media will not continue to be exploited by such an obvious attempt to promote this unauthorized 'biography.' The writer's wild allegations concerning Mr. Jackson's health are a total fabrication. Mr. Jackson is in fine health, and finalizing negotiations with a major entertainment company & television network for both a world tour and a series of specials and appearances."

Nice to know Wacko's not sicko!

As for the world tour, though, yeah right! The likeliness of that happening is slimmer then the days Janet used to be skinny!

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When He Calls Her Name, It's Like A Little Prayer

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 05:20 PM CST

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So there's been some rumors going around that Madonna's been quite the Material Girl lately, already over her reported fling with A-Rod and moving on to some young hot Brazilian booty.

The boytoy in question is model Jesus Luz (above), with whom Her Madgesty worked with on a photo shoot for W Magazine. And whatever Her Madgesty wants, her Madgesty gets.

A Brazilian Web Site claimed the pair were seen making out and being naughty with each other, and that "everyone knows they are ficando" - that's Portugese for "fuck buddies."

But we don't know - it sounds like bullshit to us.

It's a little too brazen - even for Madonna!

Liz Rosenberg said rather cautiously, "I'm still waiting to hear about Jesus."

[Image via AP Images.]

"Divorce Is Not An Option"

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 05:02 PM CST

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You guys, Courteney Cox is sooo perfect that for her and her husband David Arquette "divorce is not an option."

The couple regularly attend couples therapy to act as a "referee" because, as she says, "before my dad died, he said one of his big regrets was that he hadn't worked on their marriage enough" and Cox says she is "shocked" at how often a marriage ends in divorce.

Like, for example, her best friend Maniston, with whom Cox is sooo close to because the pair "grew up emotionally."

Boy does that sounds like the tagline for a Lifetime movie!

Maniston likes to show up every Sunday for the Cox-Arguette barbeque and loves to play godmother to Coco. At least she has Coco to look after if she never manages to have her own spawn!

But maybe that little spawn might happen with John Mayer (Although we hope not!), and Courteney would approve, saying, "I want for Jen whatever she wants; she's really happy at the moment, so I dont have to worry about her," adding, "…you know, throwing herself a pity party and drinking herself into a coma while shooting darts at a photo of Brad Pitt, like last time."

Just kidding.

We all know it's actually a picture of Angelina Jolie!

[Image via WENN.]

Spin Magazine's Top 20 Music Videos Of 2008

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 04:51 PM CST

Here they are!

20. Stars, "Bitches In Tokyo"
19. Vampire Weekend, "Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa"
18. Omaha Bitch, "Orgasmic Troopers"
17. Bert and Ernie, "Ante Up"
16. Bowerbirds, "In Our Talons"
15. Feist, "I Feel It All"
14. Yeasayer, "Wait for the Summer"
13. Utah Saints, "Somethin Good '08"
12. Terry Lynn, "The System"
11. Thunderheist, "Jerk It"
10. Devendra Banhart, "Carmensita"
9. Beyonce, "Single Ladies"

8. Le Le, "Breakfast"
7. The Chemical Brothers, "Midnight Madness"
6. MGMT, "Time To Pretend"
5. Radiohead, "House of Cards"
4. Weezer, "Pork and Beans"
3. Gnarls Barkley, "Going On"
2. British Port Authority, "Toe Jam"

And the winner is…. (Drum roll please!)

1. Bjork, "Wanderlust"

Click here to watch and read a brief review of each video!

What do U think?

The Worst Reviews Of His Life

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 04:44 PM CST

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Oh how the loony have fallen!

Reviews of Tom Cruise's Valkyrie are beginning to trickle in, and they are not pretty!

One such review calls Crazy Eyes' performance "distractingly bad," "overshadowing" the pristine production of everyone else's work in the film.

From the production design, to the locations, to Bryan Singer's direction, to Cruise's supporting actors (Kenneth Branagh, Tom Wilkinson, Terence Stamp, Bill Nighy, and Eddie Izzard), the film is supposedly spectacular…with just one little problem: Cruise himself.

And then in "a scene that's supposed to be pivotal and poignant - when Stauffenberg [Cruise's character] reluctantly thrusts his partially amputated arm in the air and declares "Heil Hitler!" - instead comes off as laughable."

We hear that Xenu is not such a great acting coach.

Is it time for Suri to embark upon a paparazzi world tour?

She might be the only one paying the bills soon!

Whitney Port Is A Fashion "Designer"

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 04:27 PM CST

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Whitney Port is going to bring something "unique" to the New York fashion scene?

Not likely.

But MTV is making a reality TV show of it anyway!

Not only is the least annoying Hills character set to star in her own spinoff, transplanted in New York City, but she's just unveiled her new clothing line, called Whitney Eve because "like, I wanted my name to be part of the line, and I didn't want to let my job situation tell the story for me, but at the same time, I wanted to put my brand on it," she tells Nylon. "So I figured my first and middle name, if I did that, it would be personal enough without being so connected to what people think they know about me."

So deep!

How that makes sense to anyone else but Whitney is beyond us, but like, totally - whatever!

And when asked to defend "another celebrity clothing line," Whitney said, "Because in California, at least, everyone's wearing the same thing. Everyone's got this lifestyle where all you see is trends. And I thought if I could bring a California style that was more unique, and more based on a vintage aspect, then women would feel a little bit different."

We thought Whitney was supposed to be the smart one???

Looking at the line, she must have been thinking of the Posh school of "design."

Her shiz is already on sale!

$500 $69 for a dress you can buy at Forever21 for 20 bucks?

We don't think so!

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Ryan Seacrest's Mom Makes Sure He Gets His Vitamins!

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 04:18 PM CST

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Ryan Seacrest's mommy wants him to hurry up and make some babies! Hey, her biological grandma clock is ticking too!

In a new interview, Connie Seacrest said that her son Ryan is so busy that he doesn't have time to date, much to his mother's distress.

But Seacrest makes up for it by being such a good Momma's Boy, spending the holidays with the family in Atlanta since his birthday is Christmas eve, and even surprising his mother with a visit on Mother's Day.

He's also a good little worker bee, just like his father! And whenever Mama Seacreat worries about her little Seacrestling, she just "turn on E! and I can check him out to see if he's getting enough rest and taking his vitamins. I will call him up and give him feedback."

Awww - remember to take your vitamins Ryan! And wash behind your ears!

In addition to a traditionally Atlanta birthday/Christmas, it's also tradition that Ryan and his father make the Ceasar salad for dinner since one time "he kicked us out [of the kitchen] so he could make that salad for a girl he liked."

Well he better find a lady to make that magic love potion salad for because his Mama said, "I wish he had more time to date. That would be wonderful for him — and we'd stand a better chance for him to have a relationship."

Her ideal woman? "A woman that would be his best friend, lover and eventually one day the mother of his children" and the kddies would get a "nanny for granny!"

And what about her son's super classy Momma's Boys?

Connie said, "Of course I watched "Momma's Boys." All my friends were excited to see it, too! I did like it! Ryan said to me, "You're a little more diplomatic than most of those mothers." I think it's fun. I think it's going to be fun for people to see how these moms interact with the girls."

Fun indeed!

[Image via WENN.]

Ange Is Looking Hot!

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 01:15 PM CST

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Ok, so we know this picture is photoshopped. Big time!

Yet we can't stand how freakishly hot Angelina Jolie looks on the January 2009 cover of German Cosmo.

Ange must have borrow Mariah's retoucher!

Absolutely Horrible Yet Utterly Amazing

Posted: 22 Dec 2008 01:00 PM CST

You must watch THIS!

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