Dec 6, 2008

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Janet Jackson Expecting?

Posted: 06 Dec 2008 06:14 PM CST

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It's now or never!

The mysterious illness that kept Janet Jackson from touring could be pregnancy says one of the NY gossip papers.

Miz Jackson and her man, Jermain Dupri, have previously said that they want to get married and have babies before it's too late.

Well, Janet hit the 42-year mark this year and it's almost 'too late'!

And, at a recent LA bash, Jermaine wouldn't answer a definitive yes or no when asked if his lady had a bun in the oven.

Innnteresting development!

Hope Janet's babies don't get too freaked out by their Uncle Michael's kids!

[Image via WENN.]

Oprah Wants A Piece of Britney

Posted: 06 Dec 2008 06:05 PM CST

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The queen of talk, Oprah Winfrey, revealed to Access Hollywood that she wants to do a one-on-one interview with Britney Spears.

Britney is so lucky!

O deems her worthy enough of one-on-one time!

Super O said that the more personal one-on-one format is more suitable for the pop princess. An interview in front of the audience would be too performance-ish.

C'mon, manager Larry and Daddy Spears! Let BritBrit sit down with Opes!!

[Images via WENN.]

Your Old Flame is Single Again, Katie Kate Cruise

Posted: 06 Dec 2008 06:03 PM CST

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Actor Chris Klein, Suri's real daddy Katie Holmes' former fiance, and Big Love star, Ginnifer Goodwin, have broken up.

Chris and Ginnifer had a good two year run.

Not bad!

Friends say the split was mutual and amicable. They both realized they wanted 'different things'.

How boring!

[Image via WENN.]

The Cosby Show and Married With Children To Get the XXX Treatment

Posted: 06 Dec 2008 06:02 PM CST

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Adult entertainment producers are turning the 80's TV classics The Cosby Show and Married With Children into porn spoof flicks.

Married as a porn makes complete sense! In fact, the show's slutty Kelly Bundy and Al 'hands in pants' Bundy makes it almost too easy for the porn folks!

But, the Cosbys, pornified?!

The Cosby porn goes into production next week. Producers have apparently promised 'an authentic reproduction of the top-rated 1980s sitcom, with a mainstream actor mimicking Bill Cosby's beloved Cliff Huxtable character.'

Bill must be fuming!

Sacrilegious!

[Image via WENN.]

Another Day, Another Fierce Costume

Posted: 06 Dec 2008 01:49 PM CST

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Posh Beckham absofuckinglutely killed it!

We loves, LOVES her Friday 'strolling around the Meat Packing district' outfit.

How the heck did she not fall over in those heels on the cobblestone streets of that NY 'hood?

We read somewhere that Victoria Becks doesn't believe in wearing fur, so we're giving her the benefit of the doubt and are assuming that she's wearing a FAKE fur bolero coat.

See, Trollsens? Fake fur can look chic!

But, Poshy-poo, it looks like your right shoe is a smidge too big!

Send your people out to get you some of those Dr. Scholl's heel grip thingys!

[Images via Fame Pictures.]

Bettie Page Hospitalized

Posted: 06 Dec 2008 01:48 PM CST

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One of the most iconic women of the 20th century, Bettie Page, suffered a heart attack on Tuesday and has been hospitalized.

You might not have known her name, but y'all have probably seen one of her infamous pin-up pix.

According to her reps, the 85-year-old Miz Page is "critically ill."

The brunette stunner has been credited with helping set the stage for the 60's sexual revolution.

She attracted national attention with magazine photographs of her fab figure in bikinis and lingerie commonly found tacked up on walls in military barracks, garages and everywhere else straight hetero boys hung out.

Get well, Bettie!

Mess With Owen Wilson and His Bro Will Eff Your Shiz Up

Posted: 06 Dec 2008 01:47 PM CST

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No, not Luke! The other one!

We bet Owen Wilson wishes he had never left his beach bungalow in Maui!

According to paparazzi who witnessed the incident, a photog got too close to Owen in LA on Friday and his brother, Andrew, who was out with him, knocked the snapper about, made him bleed and broke his arm!

We guess the moral of this story is don't pap Owen when his non-actor brother is around.

The thespian one would probably pose for the cameras.

[Images via ODuran/Fame Pictures.]

Angelina's Hot Brit Ex Becomes a Dad, Gives Kid Kooky Name

Posted: 06 Dec 2008 01:46 PM CST

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Actor Jonny Lee Miller and his wife, model Michele Hicks, welcomed their first baby into the world on Friday.

They had to be so celebrity-like in naming their little boy.

They went with, Buster Timothy Miller.

Buster is a cute…nickname or doggie's name!

Hope little B will be going to school in Hollywoodland.

All the other kids will have kooky names so he probably won't get too much shit from his classmates.

[Image via WENN.]

Suge Knight Scott Free For Now

Posted: 06 Dec 2008 01:46 PM CST

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Thug fo life!

According to new reports, on Friday, a Las Vegas judge dismissed all drug and battery charges against hip hop mogul Suge Knight.

Mind you, back in August, Suge was caught by police about to beat down on his nude girlfriend, with a knife in his hand and Ecstacy in his pocket.

The judge dismissed the charges 'without prejudice'.

Suge's lawyer says the prosecution had "witness problems."

Huh? Really?

Were some people given a little talking to?

But, the DA's office has filed a notice with the court saying they were likely to seek a grand jury indictment.

Not will, just likely?

Raise your hand if you're scared of the scariest man in hip hop!

[Image via WENN.]

Headline Of The Week Weak

Posted: 06 Dec 2008 01:44 PM CST

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"Man uses candy cane to subdue attacker with knife"

The holidays can be dangerous, y'all! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

Man uses candy cane to subdue attacker with knife

A man using a candy cane lawn ornament fended off a knife-wielding neighbor who had been attacking holiday guests at a Sacramento home. Police spokesman Sgt. Norm Leong said the man used the two-foot-tall plastic ornament to subdue the attacker until officers arrived.

He said the 49-year-old suspect became intoxicated, went over to a neighbor's home on Thanksgiving and began waving a kitchen knife at people gathered on the lawn.

He cut several peoples' clothing before one of them decided to fight back.

Police said the man with the knife was arrested on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon. The guest who took up the candy cane was not arrested because police determined he acted in self-defense.

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