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American Soliders In Af-GaGa-stan Break It Down To Telephone
Batman 3 Has An Official Release Date!!
Madonna And Trainer Are Friends Again!
Chef Dies From Eel Up His Butt!
Sherlock Holmes Sequel Moving Ahead
There's A Hobo Walking Around Pretending To Be Macaulay Culkin
A Whale Of A Tale For Drew
ScarJo Wouldn't Mind Playing Courtney Love
The Blanket All Couples Need!
The Costume Institue Gala Gets Some GaGa

American Soliders In Af-GaGa-stan Break It Down To Telephone

Posted: 01 May 2010 11:00 AM PDT

LOLZ!

Check out this HIGHlarious remake of our beloved GaGaloo's Telephone music video, done by some soldiers stationed in Afghanistan!

Wait till the end - that's when shiz gets FIERCE!

We're actually glad that these guys have some downtime and can unwind by enjoying the TRUE American pastime: breaking it down to Lady GaGa!

Our favorite is the ginge and his Beyowulf caliber hip-shaking! Boy's got MOVES!

Thoughts??

Batman 3 Has An Official Release Date!!

Posted: 01 May 2010 09:40 AM PDT

After the announcement of the third Chris Nolan-directed Batman film, Warner Bros. has set the official release date to July 20, 2012.

The studio is in the very early stages of development, yet Nolan has said this is most likely the last film in the series.

So far, no word yet on which big villain will be featured. Whoever it is, it will be hard to fill the shoes of Heath Ledger's Joker in The Dark Knight.

[Image via WENN.]

Madonna And Trainer Are Friends Again!

Posted: 01 May 2010 09:20 AM PDT

After falling out with fitness guru Tracy Anderson when she began dating Philippe van den Bossche, the head of Madonna's Raising Malawi charity, Madge has made up with her former trainer!

The two of them were spotted chatting happily at the Bent on Learning charity event on Wednesday in NYC and Tracy was even seen taking Madonna's daughter Lourdes to the restroom.

It's nice to see that even though their professional relationship has ended, they can still be cordial to one another.

Plus Madonna does owe some credit for her rockin' bod to Tracy!

[Image via AP Images.]

Chef Dies From Eel Up His Butt!

Posted: 01 May 2010 09:00 AM PDT

Terrible!

After a chef in China passed out drunk, his friends played a prank on him that went horribly awry! Doctors found an eel up the 59-year-old man's rectum and the creature had eaten his bowels!

WTF was wrong with his friends?! What happened to the classic prank of just drawing dicks on the faces of passed out drinking buddies?!

So gruesome and sad!

[Image via AP Images.]

Sherlock Holmes Sequel Moving Ahead

Posted: 01 May 2010 08:40 AM PDT

Since one of his blockbuster hits already has a sequel, Robert Downey Jr. is already chatting up his next franchise.

During an interview, Robert revealed that his detective counterpart, Sherlock Holmes, will be getting another movie and it won't just be stationed in London. He suggests that Holmes and Watson will venture to Paris and Switzerland in the film as well.

Nice!

And for those who are interested, its still up in the air if Rachel McAdams will be coming back. Robert explains:

"It's hard to say [who is coming back]…Because Irene Adler only appeared in one of the stories of Doyle's reservoir of activities. But we'll find out quickly."

Eh, we can do without her. Just make sure that Jude Law is dutifully by your side and we're good!

There's A Hobo Walking Around Pretending To Be Macaulay Culkin

Posted: 01 May 2010 08:20 AM PDT

Oh wait, that is Macaulay Culkin? Our mistake!

The former John Hughes golden boy was spotted in New York yesterday, ~~rummaging through garbage~~ attending the opening for the new Sunglass Hut and enjoying a cigarette.

We'd tell you to quit, but judging by the condition of you fingers and nails, we think it's too late for you!

Oh, by the way, we don't think there is any way for you to look any creepier, so if that was your mission, consider it accomplished.

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

A Whale Of A Tale For Drew

Posted: 01 May 2010 08:00 AM PDT

This sounds….Zzzzzzz!

Drew Barrymore is signed on to star alongside John Krasinski in a flick about the 1988 rescue of three whales in California.

It's to be called Free Willy 5: Why Can't Drew's Star In Something Decent?

[Image via WENN.]

ScarJo Wouldn't Mind Playing Courtney Love

Posted: 01 May 2010 07:40 AM PDT

Don't dismiss Scarlett Johansson just yet.

The boobalicious starlet has told our sources that she thinks the idea of her playing Courtney Love in the upcoming Kurt Cobain biopic is "interesting and intriguing," adding:

"I'm a big fan of Courtney's, and I think she's very, very, talented. It would be a challenge, definitely would be a challenge."

C. Love's manager, Jonathan Daniel even said that "Courtney likes Scarlett Johansson as an actress and as a person, so it wouldn't surprise me if she wanted her to play her."

Do U think ScarJo is the right choice??

[Image via WENN.]

The Blanket All Couples Need!

Posted: 01 May 2010 07:20 AM PDT