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• Hey Cuba! Firing People Not The Answer!
• Robyn! Robyn! Robyn!
• Single And Ready To Mingle!
• Tiger In Bitter Battle For His Babies!
• Former Idol Host Responds To Seacrest's Drunk Digs!
• The Health Risks Of Heidi's Frankentittays!!
• KiKi Drunkst Gets A Starring Role!
• Christina Applegate Is Engaged!
• The Biebs Is Legendary!!!
• Miracles Happen! Amy Reconciles With Mark Ronson And The Two Already Recording New Album Together!

Hey Cuba! Firing People Not The Answer! Posted: 16 Apr 2010 05:15 PM PDT This SUCKS! The latest "remedy" to come out of Cuba to solve their economic crisis is to lay off 1 of 4 workers. Apparently, cutting the fat to this degree is supposed to reduce the amount of "idleness" in the workplace and make businesses run more efficiently. That's great, but what about all those people you've now laid off?! What are they suppose to do? We'll tell you what they'll do, as one source explains: "Such a high number of unemployed would imply an increase in social unrest, hundreds of thousands of people released to take up illegal occupations, and finally the trick of creating underemployment as a way of adulterating the employment statistics." Things just keep going from bad to worse!

Robyn! Robyn! Robyn! Posted: 16 Apr 2010 05:00 PM PDT Check out (above) our beloved Swede in her first live TV performance of Fembot, off her forthcoming album - out this June!

Single And Ready To Mingle! Posted: 16 Apr 2010 04:45 PM PDT Wow! Breaking up from douchebags does a body good!! Paris Hilton looked GORGEOUS last night as she hit the town with some lady friends, probably letting off some steam after her break up from Doug Reinhardt! We're happy to see her smiling and having fun! Chin up, bb! You're looking FIERCE! [Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Tiger In Bitter Battle For His Babies! Posted: 16 Apr 2010 04:30 PM PDT And the bad news just keeps on coming! Though Tiger Woods has regained his dignity on the green, at home he is still the jerkoff who screwed every cocktail waitress on International Drive in Orlando! (And that is some skeezy shiz!) Seems that talks with his wife, Elin Nordegren, about how to repair their family have come to a screeching halt and now, she is all about getting out and getting out with everything, including their children! Sources say that when and if the struggling couple call things quits, Elin is looking to return to Sweden to be with her family and expects to take the kids with her. Of course, Tiger is not cool with that. If they are that far away, he wouldn't seem them as often and he won't stand for that. It seems then that custody, more than money, will be the most fought over issue if Tiger & Elin get a divorce. They're like the A-List Gosselin family! Watch and see how it is done, Jon & Kate! [Image via AP Images.]

Former Idol Host Responds To Seacrest's Drunk Digs! Posted: 16 Apr 2010 04:15 PM PDT During Ryan Seacrest's inebriated escapades on American Idol this week, he made a pretty flat joke directed at former co-host Brian Dunkleman's current irrelevance! Dunkleman, of course, responded by pretending to take the high road, but he still managed to take some equally flat digs at Secreast! He says: People really came to my defense, which is a satisfying thing. But it was a joke. Well, it was an attempt at a joke. But unfortunately for Ryan, instead of a laugh, he got applause. That's never really been his strong suit. But it was a joke, and whether it was mean-spirited or not is irrelevant. A joke's a joke; you can either take it or you can't. And quite honestly, once you've had Jimmy Kimmel say in a monologue that you should be punched in the face, and at this point you'd probably be receptive to a knife in the gut, I think what Seacrest said was pretty tame. We think that congratulations are in order to both of them! We can all agree that neither are particularly funny! Thoughts?? [Image via WENN.]

The Health Risks Of Heidi's Frankentittays!! Posted: 16 Apr 2010 04:00 PM PDT We're not surprised - we call them Frankentittays for a reason! The Real Heidi Doll's new 'proportions' are apparently so out of whack that they could do some serious damage to her health! Dr. Lyle M. Back says: "The excessive weight of the implants in these extreme augmentations almost always leads to chronic lower back pain and significant drooping of the breasts. Often, the entire balance of the spine can be thrown off, resulting in chronic neck strain, painful shoulders and even a stooping posture." And beyond the glaringly obvious reasons she and her psychotic husband, Spencer Pratt, should not spawn any kiddies, Dr. Joel Beck adds: "If the breasts are too big, the baby can't latch on to get a mother's milk. The implants will thin the [skin] tissues and require a breast lift. They could even erode through the skin and be exposed, mandating [their] removal." EW! The inside of the tittays could escape into the OUTSIDE world? BARF. Other doctors claim that on top of that, she could lose her ability to breathe through her nose if she's narrowed her nostrils too much! And of course, her post-surgery mental stability is a serious concern, but we think that Heidi's been crazy since day one, so we doubt this can do any more damage to her brain that what's already been inflicted! What do U think?? How long do U think it will take until one of the Frankentittays bursts?? [Image via WENN.]

KiKi Drunkst Gets A Starring Role! Posted: 16 Apr 2010 03:45 PM PDT She must be thrilled! Kirsten Dunst will be taking on the lead role in the upcoming Lars von Trier sci-fi disaster film Melancholia alongside Kiefer Sutherland and Alexander Skarsgard. Penelope Cruz was originally tapped for the role, but she signed on to Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides instead. Lucky break for KiKi — and quite a casting change coming from Lars! Seriously, could he choose any two actresses more different from each other? We might have to go see this though for the hotness that is ASkars! [Image via Jody Cortes / WENN.]

Christina Applegate Is Engaged! Posted: 16 Apr 2010 03:30 PM PDT Yay! Congratulations, bb! Christina Applegate and her boyfriend, musician Martyn LeNoble, have gotten engaged! Her rep said in a statement: "The couple, who have been dating for two years, got engaged on February 14, 2010. There is no set date for the wedding at this time." Wow! Applegate, who divorced from actor Jonathon Schaech in 2007, seems to have found a really great guy! He apparently was with her every step of the way when she battled breast cancer in 2008! According to source: "He is the most compassionate and kind human being. He has been there with her through everything." Absolutely wonderful. We are so thrilled for the two of them!! [Image via WENN.]

The Biebs Is Legendary!!! Posted: 16 Apr 2010 03:15 PM PDT He's breaking records left and right! The boy is unstoppable!!!! Justin Bieber finds his new album atop of the Billboard Top 200 again this week, pushing out his mentor Usher's album to the back of the line. This makes Justin the youngest male artist to ever have an album at the #1 spot for two weeks or more. In it's first 3 weeks on the shelves, My World 2.0 has sold 676,000 copies. Put that into perspective: That is more copies sold in three weeks than what the Jonas Brothers were able to sell of their latest album, Lines, Vines And Trying Times, its entire run. Wow! Feel the pride, Biebs! Feel the shame, JoBros! [Image via WENN.]

Miracles Happen! Amy Reconciles With Mark Ronson And The Two Already Recording New Album Together! Posted: 16 Apr 2010 03:00 PM PDT Despite getting back with her beloved Blaaake and the occasional mild shitstorm, all in all, Amy Winehouse appears to be back on track!! Which means that she might have her long-awaited and extremely anticipated third album finished and released in no time! YES! The singer was spotted with long-time collaborator Mark Ronson working on new material in London last night until 3:30 in the morning! Wow! A focused Wino back with Mark Ronson?? We must have fallen into some wonderful, Lost-style alternate reality! As we all know, Ronson stopped working on the album last year because couldn't deal with Wino's drunk and drugged-out ass! That appears to be all in the past now, and he says: 'There'll be something to hear quite soon. That's all I can say. There's something good coming.' We sincerely hope there is! The two have proven to make quite the pair, so we're thrilled to see Amy doing well and making music! That's when she's healthiest! What do U think?? Are U excited about Amy's new album?? [Image via XposurePhotos.com.]

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