Mar 27, 2010

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton


Is Sandra Bullock Responsible For Jesse James' White Trash Nazi Fetish?

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 04:20 PM PDT

While the entire nation is sympathizing with Americas Sweetheart Sandra Bullock, Life Coach to the Stars, La Coacha, saw Jesse James for the douche he is, considering his track record. The loser was married to a drug-addicted porn star felon and collects Nazi memorabilia. La Coacha is surprised that everyone is so suddenly shocked about this scandal.

Check out the HIGHlarious video of Chisme Time from our favorite illegal immigrant.

Do YOU think Sandra should have seen this coming?

Sunday, March 28th, 2 PM, Echo Park park, Los Angeles

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 04:00 PM PDT

CLICK HERE to find out why it is so important for everyone in Southern California to attend.

Join Perez, Rosario Dawson, Andy Garcia, George Lopez, Maria Conchita Alonso and more!

Fergie Ferg Bites It!

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 03:40 PM PDT

LOLs!

Fergie was performing with the Black Eyed Peas on Wednesday night in Kansas City when Pee Pee Pants slipped and fell!

Thank God for YouTube!

24 Is Dead!

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 03:20 PM PDT

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24 has been officially canceled!

We're sure of it this time!

Really!

Although a 24 movie is still in the works, exec producer Howard Gordon says their creative team simply ran out of new obstacles for Jack Bauer to conquer!

So don't hold your breath for the show to move to NBC!

"If one of the writers came up with a good idea, I'd happily pitch it to Kiefer and then happily pitch to a network, whether Fox or someone else," Gordon explained. "We just don't have that idea, and that's where everything has to start."

Gordon says he'd like 24 to be remembered as a "revolutionary concept" and that the cast and crew "loved the show so much" and "never did anything less than [their] best."

Will U miss Jack, Chloe and the rest of the 24 cast once season eight is over and done?

[Image via WENN.]

Kardashian Loser Finally Got A Job!

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 03:00 PM PDT

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Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend and baby daddy Scott Disick is now gainfully employed doing the party planning for MIA at Biscayne in Miami.

Scott has been the "VIP and nightlife marketing director" at the restaurant/lounge for the past three months and a source at MIA says:

"It's going great. He's actually very intelligent, very business savvy and very aware of what he does, which came as a shock to a lot of us."

LOLs!

It's shocking to us, too!

[Image via Chris Connor / WENN.]

Remember The Time John Cusack Did 'Shrooms At The Super Bowl?

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 02:40 PM PDT

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Course you do because if you've been following John Cusack on his PR run for Hot Tub Time Machine, you've heard him mention it a dozen times!

Here's the story: 1986 Super Bowl, Patriots versus Bears. A young Cusack was enjoying his rise to fame with movies like Say Anything and Sixteen Candles. He was also high as a kite, having done mushrooms before the game started.

In the past week, he has told this story to Vanity Fair, The New York Times, Entertainment Weekly and Craig Ferguson on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, all in response to the same question: What were the 80s like for you?

By the time he got the Craig's gig, he started to get really technical, claiming:

"The eighties are not worth revisiting … unless you're probably on psilocybin or some sort of drugs."

That's a huge word for the hallucinogen in shrooms!

Oh John. Silly, forgotten, drug-lovin John.

[Image via WENN.]

Mush Mush Has Good Taste In Music!!

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 02:20 PM PDT

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We're surprised!!

Although she looks like a mess, we have to commend Mischa Barton for good taste in tunes!!

Girlfriend showed up to a She & Him concert in El Lay last night in THAT, but we'll forgive her this once.

You know she's only dressed like that to try to steal She & Him frontwoman Zooey Deschanel's title as Goddess to the hipsters!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Miley Does Not Suffer From Bieber Fever

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 02:00 PM PDT

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She has other delusions that keep her crazy!

Last night was the premiere of Miley Cyrus' new movie, The Last Song. While on the red carpet, she was asked about meeting Justin Bieber on The View this week. Miley had little to say about the Biebs but confessed there is a member of the fam who is OBSESSED with him:

Billy Ray Noah Cyrus!

Miley explained: "Bieber fever … I'm not necessarily a fan. I don't listen to that kind of music … But my little sister was obsessed with him, and he actually gave her a shout-out on Twitter and I thought that was really sweet. So I was like, 'Thank you so much. That meant a lot too.' … He called her a cutie, and I haven't stopped hearing about it."

Finally! Noah Cyrus acts her age! Someone has gotten through to her!

Since she isn't a Bieber Babe, who would Miley say is her musical crush?

"I like Kurt Cobain. [He] is like my dream boyfriend."

Uh-huh. Well, we'll just file that under your "trying WAY too hard to be cool" file. Buf if you are serious, maybe you should give Courtney Love a ring and you guys could chat.

No, really, you should! That would be HIGHlarious!!!!

[Image via WENN.]

Christian Bale Loves Space Mountain!

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 01:40 PM PDT

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Look who's in a good mood!!

Christian Bale is apparently kicking back with his wife, Sandra Blazic, and his daughter, Emmeline, in SoCal's Disneyland and the family was snapped riding on Space Mountain!

We're happy to see him being a family man rather than a jerk to crew members on film sets all day!!

Hold Onto Your Junk, Jesse! Kim Z Wants To Castrate You!

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 01:20 PM PDT

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Though she has never met Sandra Bullock, Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak is 100% on Team Sandra and has a recommendation to punish her cheating husband, Jesse James.

Kim expresses her high regard for Sandra, calling her an "angel" and undeserving of this kind of treatment. She then explains the unholy things Sandra should do to her ex, saying:

"She should cut his whole package off. Light it like a fire cracker and blow it off."

Castration?! Really?!

Can we get an AMEN to that?!

Aren't you glad you switch to ladies, Kim?

[Image via WENN.]

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