Mar 1, 2010

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More Vintage Ke$ha!

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 05:45 PM PST

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In the 5th grade!

Here's our favorite hard-pAArtying pop star Ke$ha at the ripe age of 10 or so looking like quite the country bumpkin!

Ha!

R-Patz Not Attending Oscars!!

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 05:37 PM PST

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Well - we'd rather he not go AT ALL than go with HER. Barf!

Robert Pattinson will probably be too busy working on his latest flick Bel Ami in Europe to make a sparkly appearance at the Academy Awards Sunday!!

Oscar co-producer Adam Shankman sounded pretty abused when he said:

"I think the Pattinson community is going insane. All I want to say is, 'He's not available!' It's not like we snubbed him. It's not like we said no to him. We asked him to be in the show. We tried really really hard to get him there. We were working on getting Summit to fly him in for the day, but eventually it became too much."

But don't worry, Twi-hards, Taylor Lautner and our little beacon of happiness and smiles Kristen Stewart will be on call to give you your precious fix when they present awards to much more accomplished actors and filmmakers.

Yeah, we're totally thrilled, too.

[Image via WENN.]

Listen To This: Only Double X But They're Thinking XXX

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 05:30 PM PST

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We have been sitting with this for a while now! And it's time to share!

The XX's debut album is so good - and meant to be listened to as a whole - that it was really tough for us to single out just one track to feature. But, the one song of this band from London that we keep going back to again and again is Crystalized.

Haunting, sexy, mysterious and captivating!

It's hard to describe their sound. But we'll try!

Minimal. Essential. Awesome!

The interchange of the male and female vocals on Crystalized is like musical intercourse!

Such a great song! Such a great album!

Check out Crystalized below and then CLICK HERE to listen to more music from The XX.

Zacquisha's House Gets Flooded!!!

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 05:22 PM PST

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Oh no!

Our beloved Zac Efron found that his bed also functioned as a floatation device this weekend after his house was flooded!

The heavy rain that hit El Lay on Saturday caused his swimming pool to overflow and by the time he woke up that morning, he found himself ankle-deep in water! Sources say that Zac had to call in an army of his friends and his pool maintenance operative to help pump the water out of his home.

Hope you put What'shername to work mopping the floors!

And you know Zacquisha, if you need a place to stay while your house is being fixed up, we have plenty of room in bed with us!

[Image via WENN.]

More Inept Parents Decide To Abandon Their Kids At Chuck E. Cheese!!

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 05:15 PM PST

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Wow!!

We think it's safe to say that Chuck E. Cheese needs to be SHUT DOWN!!

WTF is going on with this "kid-friendly" restaurant?

Was it cursed by some evil witch doctor who didn't have enough tickets to get the Nerf gun??

A mother of a TWO YEAR OLD girl LEFT her child at a Chicago Chuck E. Cheese Saturday night after assuming that the child's aunt would be taking her home.

Apparently both the mom and the aunt thought the kid was going to spend the night with the other.

Are you SERIOUS? We understand there are mix-ups sometimes, but a TWO YEAR OLD??

Really?? A two year old??

To further ensure that this woman gets mother of the year, she didn't even realize her child was missing until the aunt saw the kid's picture on the internet the NEXT MORNING and called her sister to inform her that they had left the toddler overnight at the restaurant.

So completely, completely effed up.

The girl is currently in the custody of the Illinois Department of Children and Family Services, which we think is the exact spot she needs to be for now until they figure this mess out.

Chuck E. Cheese is of course refusing to speak about the incident.

Cut your losses now, guys, you can't handle ANY MORE bad press.

She's One Talented Olympian!

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 05:07 PM PST

Beautiful!

Watch Olympic gold medalist figure skater Yu-Na Kim sing her little heart out ON ICE and trust us, she's fantastic!

Korea should be proud!

John Mayer & Ke$ha Jerk Each Other Off

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 05:00 PM PST

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This is the kind of girl that John Mayer belongs with - someone who dresses from a dumpster and is drunk enough to be attracted to a plastic bag.

Which is good because when we think of John, that is the first image that comes to mind. A gigantic D-Bag!

John has been flirting with Ke$ha over his life-line, Twitter, as of late. Over the weekend, he asked his fans to stop denying their own love for her and own up to the fact that they like her music. He then sent out a personal message to Ke$ha with some lackluster humor attached. He wrote:

"Dear Ke$ha, you have won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song. Though I must add I tried brushing with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice?"

Wow, John. You're are so clever. Next time you try that, though, how about you chew on the glass for a bit after you've finished brushing your teeth?

Of course, Ke$ha just had to respond to him. And by respond, we mean she posted a lyric to one of her new songs because her brain can't handle more than one mental thought at a time and right now, she is promoting that song all over the place. She wrote:

"Dear John Mayer. Don't be a little bitch wit ur chit chat. Jus $how me where ur dick's at . x"

No need, bb! If you want to know, just pick up last month's issue of Rolling Stone. You'll learn all about where his peen has been - and where it hasn't!

[Image via WENN.]

Ceiling Eyes Does A Bikini Well

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 04:52 PM PST

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Mimi's retoucher Megan Fox-ed her face!

Either way, Audrina Patridge is rocking the only thing she can do well - wear a bikini!

The Hills star's chest rocks and lanky bod are looking killer as she strikes a pose for FHM.

Ryan Cabrera is a very tolerant lucky man!

Wow, Chelsea Lately! Who Knew???

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 04:45 PM PST

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Anyone that works in the industry knows the television comes down to two factors: ratings and money, not necessarily in that order.

We weren't so shocked to know that Late Night with David Letterman fared better in advertising revenue than The Tonight Show, even before NBC played ring-around-the-show-host.

But we were amazed to learn that Chelsea Handler's E! late-night program, Chelsea Lately makes almost the same amount on ad revenue as Comedy Central's The Colbert Report. Further more, her $$$ is on the rise, while Stephen Colbert is beginning to flat line.

Never would have guessed, but props to her! As the only lady of late-night, she should be getting a decent cut!

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Sounds Like A Lot Of BS, Soulja Boy!

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 04:37 PM PST

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We think Soulja Boy is starting to get full of himself.

He is the middle of putting some tracks together for his next album, titled The DeAndre Way. He has been fortunate enough to enlist the help of some big name artists, like Jay-Z, Eminem, and most recently, Kanye West.

According to Soulja Boy, Kanye gave him some big compliments, saying:

"When I was in the studio, I played him a couple of joints, and then he just said, 'Damn, he's really starting to go hard.' And I was like, 'Yeah, you feel me?' … Out of all the artists to get the go-ahead or the co-sign from, it was Kanye."

We do not feel you, Boy. We also don't think anyone would consider you "hard," especially Kanye West. Take you shiz someplace else! We're not buying it.

[Image via WENN.]

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