Dec 21, 2009

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton


Jessica Simpson's Ear Sex!

Posted: 21 Dec 2009 05:00 PM PST

Jessica Simpson had the brilliant idea to post this lovely video of her ear fucking a candle on her Twitter.

This all came about after Jess' BFF hairdresser Ken Paves (he's the one that has that obnoxious cackling laugh) told Simpleton that sticking a lit candle in her ear would help remove ear wax.

We're impressed by the fact that the candle didn't go all the way through and come out the other ear.

If you can stand to lose a few hundred brain cells, watch Jessica in all her blond glory in the clip above!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

Russell And Katy Keep Each Other Warm

Posted: 21 Dec 2009 04:45 PM PST

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Awww!

Russell Brand and Katy Perry were seen out together in London grabbing some coffee and snuggling in the streets.

This sure doesn't indicate any trouble in rainy paradise. It also helps that Katy took to her Twitter yesterday to assure everyone that she doesn't "do vampires."

Ouch! Kind of a burn for Robert Pattinson, but we're pretty happy to hear it.

There two are just too damn adorable!

[Image via WENN.]

The V Word, Mia Kirshner Joins CW Show

Posted: 21 Dec 2009 04:30 PM PST

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Mia Kirshner of both The L Word and 24 is joining The CW's hit show The Vampire Diaries in a recurring role!

She'll be taking on the role of Isobel, "the sweet-yet-dangerous wife of Matt Davis' history teacher, Alaric."

Her first episode will air on January 21.

What do U VD fans think of the new casting decision?

[Image via WENN.]

But What He Really Wants To Do Is Eat Act!

Posted: 21 Dec 2009 04:15 PM PST

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How embarrassing!

Kevin Federline is taking his career into his own hands. Too bad he has no effin idea what to do with it!

If you are looking for a last minute X-Mas present, take a swing over to the bargain bin at Blockbuster to pick up the latest straight-to-DVD American Pie installment. It stars none other than K-Fed himself!

Got to start somewhere!

K-Fed plays a Canadian border guard for the flick! (Look how he squeezed into that uniform above!) He enjoyed the experience so much, he is hoping to get more work! In a desperate plea recent interview, Kevin said:

"If anybody has any more cameos – or actual roles they want to me in – that would be great."

We wouldn't hold out for any those "actual roles" anytime soon! Stay in contact with those American Pie folks though! You never know how many more of those shit-flicks they'll make!

Gasquet Cleared Of Cocaine Allegations!

Posted: 21 Dec 2009 04:00 PM PST

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Lucky break because it's sounds like his story could be a bunch of BS!

French tennis player Richard Gasquet has been cleared after being accused of cocaine usage.

The Court of Arbitration for Sport has accepted his claim that he tested positive for the drug only after kissing a woman in a Miami nightclub!

The appeals by the World Anti-Doping Agency and International Tennis Federation have been dropped. They wanted Gasquet banned for at least two years. The tennis player says, "I'm absolutely relieved. This is the end of a crazy story. I'm happy to be 100 percent cleared."

The Court found the quantity of cocaine in Gasquet's system to be "minute" causing them to believe that he was "clearly not a regular cocaine user."

We doubt he'll be slutting it up in the club again any time soon!

Sorry, ladies!

[Image via AP Images.]

Barbara's New Beau!!!

Posted: 21 Dec 2009 03:45 PM PST

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Good for you!

Barbara Walters has still got it, even when she's pushing the start of 80!

Sources are saying that Bab's brought Frank Langella to the Literary Lions dinner at the Public Library after also being spotted together in Washington for the Kennedy Center Honors.

There's just one little problem - Frank just happens to be the former lover of Bab's co-star on The View, Whoopi Goldberg.

Uh-oh! Things gonna get a little dicey on ABC! Bring on the granny cat fight!!!

[Image via WENN.]

Terrible Acting Courtesy Of Kristen Stewart

Posted: 21 Dec 2009 03:30 PM PST

This is so bad, we thought we might cry.

Here's Kristen Stewart with a lisp and a southern accent in her new flick, The Yellow Handkerchief. (above)

At least she didn't bit her lip.

Kate Gosselin Wants To Dance With The Stars

Posted: 21 Dec 2009 03:15 PM PST

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We're going to lose what little respect we do have for her if she actually goes through with this!

During a recent guest appearance on The Jay Leno Show, Kate Gosselin revealed that if she were to return to reality TV, she would like to be on Dancing With The Stars!

Ugh! Please, no!

She told Jay:

"Yes, 'Dancing with the Stars' because I cannot dance," she said. "I want to laugh at myself. I so cannot dance. It would be a sad sight."

Hilarious, but then who would take care of your children?! You've just gotten them out of the reach of your deadbeat ex-husband. Now you want to give them back to him!

[Image via WENN.]

Rugby Player Gareth Thomas Comes Out

Posted: 21 Dec 2009 03:00 PM PST

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After splitting from his wife and teenage sweetheart 3 years ago, Lions rugby player Gareth Thomas has finally admitted he's gay.

Says the rugby player:

"I was like a ticking bomb. I thought I could suppress it, keep it locked away in some dark corner of myself, but I couldn't. It was who I was, and I just couldn't ignore it any more."

His biggest concern was what his teammates and friends would think, but to his surprise it didn't matter to them.

Now, Gareth is going public with his sexuality and hopes it'll help others explaining:

"It's been really tough for me, hiding who I really am, and I don't want it to be like that for the next young person who wants to play rugby, or some frightened young kid…I want to send a positive message to other gay people that they can do it, too."

Good for him!

Hopefully others will see Gareth as a role model for the gay community!

[Image via Getty Images.]

Look! We Know Famous People!

Posted: 21 Dec 2009 02:45 PM PST

Usually, wedding announcements are all about the bride and groom.

These folks made it about Will Ferrell!

CLICK HERE to check out the announcement for Mr. & Mrs. Trying To Be Famous By Association!

Who knew being a PA had so many perks!

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