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• Get Your Christmas Shopping Done Early, Xenu Lovers!
• Trout Pout
• New from Roisin Murphy!
• Asslee Lived Up To Her Nickname On Melrose Place!
• Don't Worry! Georgina Sparks Will Be Back!
• Woman Reports Her Own Drunk Driving - While Driving!!!
• Kevin Williamson Screams Details Of Next Film
• Hugh Goes Down Under!
• Dying For GaGa - Literally?
• Joss Stone Lays A Verbal Smackdown On Lily Allen!

Get Your Christmas Shopping Done Early, Xenu Lovers! Posted: 03 Nov 2009 05:30 PM PST We've just gotten our hands on where Tom Cruise is gonna be ordering all his Xmas gifts! The Scientology Holiday Catalog has all kinds of high-priced BS goodies for your and your loved ones! The collection of 18 "Nigerian goatskin" bounded books of "The Basics" is going for a mere $2,000 or you can get your very own E-Meter for $4,650! And if you've already achieved the status of "Clear," why not reward yourself with a bracelet made just for you? Seriously, the bracelets are for "Clear" people only and range in price from $250 to up to $3,400 if you want diamonds as well. LOLs! Who knew Scientologists even celebrated Christmas? Don't they represent some seriously conflicting ideals? We bet Tom Cruise is poring over this thing already and dog-earing the pages of crap he wants from Xenu! [Image via WENN.]

Trout Pout Posted: 03 Nov 2009 05:15 PM PST Why does Sophie Monk keep doing this to herself? Just this past summer, Monk was spotted rocking some major sausage lips. Apparently someone went a bit too happy with the lip injections? But why? She's hot without any of that! And today, the Aussie cutie was spotted at the Emirates Melbourne Cup Day 2009 at Flemington Racecourse in Melbourne with some noticeably plumper lips. Seriously Sophie, stop touching your face!! You don't want to end up looking like Joan Rivers! [Image via Getty Images.]

New from Roisin Murphy! Posted: 03 Nov 2009 05:00 PM PST Check out Orally Fixated, the latest single from the dance diva (below)! We like it but don't LOVE it as much as some of her other stuff. What do U think???

Asslee Lived Up To Her Nickname On Melrose Place! Posted: 03 Nov 2009 04:45 PM PST No wonder they fired her! It seems Ashlee Simpson's bad attitude got her booted from CW's Melrose Place and we're definitely not surprised. "Ashlee was kicked off 'Melrose Place' because she was a total diva on set, late all the time, and deeply disliked by fellow cast members," claims a source. "It created a lot of discord among the cast." Not to mention her talent was severely lacking! "She could barely act," continued the insider. And because Asslee was completely unwatchable, the network was desperate to bring in Heather Locklear to reprise her role, even though her salary demands were steep. "They basically trimmed the fat and made it possible for Heather to join the show," the source claims. "Heather is a much bigger name than Ashlee." We don't expect that to change anytime soon, especially since no one likes her anyway! [Image via WENN.]

Don't Worry! Georgina Sparks Will Be Back! Posted: 03 Nov 2009 04:30 PM PST Were you sad to see Georgina Sparks leave the Upper East Side after only a few episodes on Gossip Girl? Fear not, because the door is always open for her to return and Michelle Trachtenberg is keen to oblige. Though taking a break from the show to shoot her own new gig on NBC, Mercy, Michelle insists that audiences have not seen the last of the GG's resident villain: "Georgina, she's taken a little trip away. She's gone off with a Russian prince, or so she thinks. So, there are so many more great things that Georgina can do. She pretty much just always comes in, destroys their lives for a few episodes, and then is like, 'OK, I'm good now. I think I'll go get a massage in the Caribbean.' " Though she admits that she and Leighton Meester are pretty close friends, don't expect the same to ever happen between Georgina and Blair Waldorf. Michelle says that her character has a "grudge" and is hell bent to keep in that way! So what does Michelle think of her bad girl persona: "She is absolutely amazing. She is the best character I have ever played. She is so much," she gushed. "She is incredibly evil, manipulative and pretty much just takes no prisoners, and she doesn't care about the consequences. She is fantastic." Maybe when she gets back, she'll bring in some real trouble to help Gossip Girl spike the ratings! [Image via WENN.]

Woman Reports Her Own Drunk Driving - While Driving!!! Posted: 03 Nov 2009 04:15 PM PST WTF?! In this clip (above), a very inebriated woman defies human logic by calling 911 to report her own drunk driving! And no one is more confused than the emergency operator! Enjoy!

Kevin Williamson Screams Details Of Next Film Posted: 03 Nov 2009 04:00 PM PST By now, most of you have heard that the Scream franchise is rising from the ashes, with original castmembers Courteney Cox, Neve Campbell, and David Arquette attached to finish the job they started. What you didn't know, and what we have just learned ourselves, is that this comeback is to usher in a brand new TRILOGY of Scream movies, with some brand new faces added to the mix. Kevin Williamson, writer of the original and upcoming Scream flicks, provided some more details as to what audiences will see in the next installments: "It'll take place right now, 10 years later, and it's going to take place in [Sidney Prescott's hometown of] Woodsboro. We'll have our three main characters, and we'll be introducing several more…We'll also be introducing a little group, a little ensemble of new castmembers. That'll take us through the next three." Scream 4, which is being coincidingly written with Scream 5, will be somewhat spoof-heavy, as it seems clear that being "self-referential" is no longer plausible. Kevin explains: "I guess I'll just have to be very aware of the fact that we're a '4' and that we're beating a dead dog. I'm going to make that very apparent in the dialogue… Come on. It's the age of the remake! And 3-D and all that [other horror fad material], can you imagine what ['Scream' movie-within-a-movie] 'Stab 10' is like?" It maybe like beating a dead dog, but we know tons of people who will lining up to see it anyway. Will U be one of them?

Hugh Goes Down Under! Posted: 03 Nov 2009 03:45 PM PST And not to his native Australia! While strolling through an NYC playground with his wife and daughter on Monday, Hugh Jackman must have had the urge to play with his ball! The Broadway star reached in and grabbed the Boys From Oz, which we assume were in need of a little adjustment. Next time, just call us to help! [Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Dying For GaGa - Literally? Posted: 03 Nov 2009 03:30 PM PST We sure hope this is not true or just some exaggeration! As Lady GaGa entered the ACE Awards Gala at Cipriani 42nd Street in NYC on Monday, the pop diva had no idea what her presence could incite. In this case: DEATH! In an unexpected turn, Gagita was mum with the line of print and TV reporters, but instead strutted and unleashed some fierce clawing poses. "She's not talking to anyone," said a handler. "They tried to tackle her outside." Yet, that was not enough for one photographer, whose anticipation of seeing GaGa reportedly led to his untimely demise. According to Fame Pictures, "Gaga's arrival made a photographer at the event pass out while standing on a ladder, causing him to fall to his death." While we have verified that an ambulance was called for the photog, we've been unable to confirm that he passed away. Hope it wasn't deadly! [Image via WENN.]

Joss Stone Lays A Verbal Smackdown On Lily Allen! Posted: 03 Nov 2009 03:15 PM PST Meow! Joss Stone must be in some need to promote her latest shiteous album, because she's taken to insulting Lily Allen publicly. According to Joss, Lily's making a big stink about people illegally downloading music because she's not a real singer. Seriously. Says Stone: "She needs to sell records because she's not a singer, and that's not an offence to her because I think that she knows that too. I think she's a performer and she's more of a personality than she is a singer. But I think when musicians are really making real music people come to the show and that's what we make our money from, from playing live. I think it's probably harder for an artist like Lily and any other pop acts. It's really about the track and about their personality and their celebrity and that's how they make their money is selling those records. So the downloads - she's not going to win that fight. None of us will win that fight. So let's just accept it and let's see it as something that can be beautiful and it might change music for the better. It might sort the weeds from the flowers." Ouch!!! No word yet for Lushy Lilly. [Image via WENN.]

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