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• Meet Your New Green Lantern!
• This Feels Wrong!
• New Lily Allen!
• What Else Is There To Say????
• Dear Utah!
• R. Kelly, R U Serious?
• Headline Of The Week Weak
• Let's Get Physical
• Beyowolf & Jay-Z Are Dissed By The Game
• Octo-mom's Son Attacks Octo-grammy!

Meet Your New Green Lantern! Posted: 11 Jul 2009 01:14 PM PDT Thank goodness!!!! Ryan Reynolds has been officially cast as the Green Lantern in the upcoming Warner Bros.' film adaptation of the DC Comics legend!! Shooting for The Green Lantern is scheduled to start up in January with Casino Royale and Goldeneye director Martin Campbell in charge of the flick. We wouldn't have minded Bradley Cooper as the green-masked hero, but if Timberpuss had snagged the role as originally speculated??? No thank U! [Image via WENN.]

This Feels Wrong! Posted: 11 Jul 2009 12:37 PM PDT This is truly it! Official merchandise intended for Michael Jackson''s comeback arena residency in London is on sale online. Apparently Jackson helped design more than 300 items for the merch line, which includes keychains, mugs, playing cards and apparel such as a varsity jacket, t-shirts, hats, belt buckles, scarves, tote bags, and even some glittery socks…all featuring the This Is It artwork. The 02 opening night red commemorative t-shirt will be sold only until midnight on July 13th and then retired, making it a collector's item. You can even get a sleep mask with Jackson's Dangerous eyes on it. Kinda creepy!

New Lily Allen! Posted: 11 Jul 2009 12:19 PM PDT CLICK HERE to watch Lily Allen's just-released video for 22, her most autobiographical song and vid to date!

What Else Is There To Say???? Posted: 11 Jul 2009 11:15 AM PDT Check out this amazeballs solo piano version of Nothing Else I Can Say (Eh Eh) that the Lady Miz GaGa just did in Paris the other night (above)!!!!

Dear Utah! Posted: 11 Jul 2009 11:00 AM PDT THIS really sucks!!!!

R. Kelly, R U Serious? Posted: 11 Jul 2009 10:45 AM PDT According to R. Kelly's new mix tape, The Demo Tape, he wants you to know that there are 24 things that he wants. And that he has a really really small dick. 1. To make the p-u-s-s-y cry ("P.U.S.S.Y. Cry") 2. To give you a backrub, followed by a trip to the hot tub ("Birthday Sex") 3. For people not to disrespect his shorty, since he likes her sex ("Disrespect My Shorty") 4. To hit that big old [ass], even though his girl similarly has a big old [ass] ("Disrespect My Shorty") 5. To have you scream "It hurts, it hurts!" then have you concede that his lovemaking quenches your thirst, your thirst ("Birthday Sex") 6. To get him some of that birthday sex ("Birthday Sex") 7. To turn this club into a bedroom ("Club 2 A Bedroom") 8. For you not to trip; he owns the club, so you don't gotta worry 'bout security ("Club 2 A Bedroom") 9. To get some gratuity, and he don't mean cash, girl ("Tip The Waiter") 10. To make it rain like a ticker-tape parade ("Tip The Waiter") 11. For you not to knock his dick and a half ("Every Girl") 12. To touch booty like he's playing it ("Every Girl") 13. For all y'all to have his baby ("Every Girl") 14. To have them bitches that are hating on you rubbing on you ("Every Girl") 15. To eat the coochie of all the girls wearing Gucci ("Every Girl") 16. For you to listen to his mix-tape, cause it's Kells, bitches ("Every Girl") 17. For haters to get fucked with a sandpaper dick ("Best I Ever Had") 18. To make you say silly shit with his silly dick ("Turning Me On") 19. To take your sexy ass home and show you how he licks it ("Turning Me On") 20. To get up in a whole lot of ass ("Turning Me On") 21. To protect you from a lack of sex ("Supa Dupa Man") 22. To hit you with super-love so pleasing it's better than any TV show, better even than HBO, so good he'll get thumbs-up when he goes low ("Supa Dupa Man") 23. For you to get on his lap and go-go, since the rearview mirror is saying no po-po ("Makin' Me Wanna") 24. To fuck every girl he sees, from the hood to the fucking industry, even the Statue of Liberty ("Every Girl") How enlightening. [Image via Mavrix Online.]

Headline Of The Week Weak Posted: 11 Jul 2009 10:30 AM PDT Miley Cyrus: Too young for "hooker boots"? Click here to read what Salon.com has to say! [Images via WENN.]

Let's Get Physical Posted: 11 Jul 2009 10:15 AM PDT The couple that works out together…. Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal were caught leaving a fancy pants gym in Brentwood on Friday. You know what they say…the couple who work out together probably have lots of hot endorphin-driven sex together! [Image via WENN.]

Beyowolf & Jay-Z Are Dissed By The Game Posted: 11 Jul 2009 10:00 AM PDT Oh, snap. Mayjah dramz! Watch as rapper The Game takes it upon himself to royally hate on Jay-Z and Beyonce. According to him, Beyowolf is a whore and, well, we won't repeat his words for Jay-Z. Just watch.

Octo-mom's Son Attacks Octo-grammy! Posted: 11 Jul 2009 09:45 AM PDT We knew Nadya Suleman had no parental skills, but we expected it would take a few years for it to really show in her children's behavior! Times up because her kid is PSYCHO! Nadya's mother told the National Enquirer that her 2 year old grandson, Caleb, attacked her with a meat knife. "He was out of control," says Octo-Grannie. "He chased me with a knife and threw sharp objects at me". Scary shiz! Apparently, the young boy chased his 69 year old grandmother throughout the house until she was able to pry the knife away from him. However, Nadya never stepped in to help her mother- "she was apparently scared of provoking him." Wonderful! When he stabs someone in their sleep, maybe she'll start acting like a parent. Screw it! Call child services immediately! This whole family needs a time-out! [Image via Liz Lomax/WENN.]

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