Jun 27, 2009

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton


Jackson's Live-In Doctor: "I Am NOT Responsible!"

Posted: 27 Jun 2009 02:30 PM PDT

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These words may come back to haunt him!

Michael Jackson's primary physician, Texas certified Dr. Conrad Murray, is denying any wrongdoing in the death of the deceased pop star.

The suspicious doctor, who lived with Jackson, is "certain" he is not responsible for Michael's death. So much so that he is going on the defensive!

One of Murray's lawyer's, Matt Alford, says that he met with the LAPD on Saturday. His attorney also claims that the Doctor is not considered by cops to be a suspect, and it is not - at this point - a criminal investigation.

Alford says that police want Dr. Murray to help piece together a timeline of the day's events.

And we're sure they'd probably like to know how many drugs he was on! How many he took regularly! Etc etc.

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Still Single!

Posted: 27 Jun 2009 02:10 PM PDT

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Jen & Brad 2.0 is over before it began! Or so they'd like us to believe.

Bradley Cooper is hoping to put and end to those nasty rumors that he is dating Jennifer Aniston.

At a press conference for The Hangover in Paris on Friday, the actor said:

"She's a friend of mine. Simply, simply, just a friend. In America, its not like it is here. She's someone who is super, super known. Famous. If someone says 'hello' to her, it's given that he's fallen in love with her. So, no. No. She's a very, very interesting woman, but she's simply a friend. We made a film together (He's Just Not That Into You) but we didn't have any scenes together. I got hired in at the beginning of the casting, and my part was solely with Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Connelley. Which isn't bad at all."

Hope he's telling the truth.

He could do so much better!

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Rose Boy Snubbed AGAIN!!!!!

Posted: 27 Jun 2009 01:49 PM PDT

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How cruel!

A publicity stunt gone wrong!!!!

After being identified, the young fan snubbed by Megan Fox at the London premiere of Transformers 2 was flown to New York City by Kodak to meet the star. Only problem is he didn't end up meeting her.

Broken-hearted yet again! Poor Harvii.

According to reports:

Kodak flew him to New York, hoping to get him an audience with Fox on the "Today" show, which had booked her for a segment Friday. But Fox was bumped after Michael Jackson's death, and she's since returned to LA. A source tells Page Six, "Kodak basically put this kid on a plane on the off-chance that he'd get to meet her. They never even confirmed with 'Today.' Now they're offering him around for interviews. It's exploitative and creepy." A rep for "Today" says, "Harvey was never scheduled to appear and we don't plan to have him on."

Awwwww!

Megan Fox couldn't make time for him in NY??????? So lame!

We'd be happy to have lunch with him in LA! We can sooooo relate to Rose Boy.

Poor thing!

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Second Autopsy For Jackson

Posted: 27 Jun 2009 01:14 PM PDT

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The family of Michael Jackson has requested a 2nd autopsy for the King of Pop, which was conducted on Saturday.

The Los Angeles County Coroner conducted an initial autopsy on Friday, which ruled out any foul play.

However, an official cause of death won't likely come for several weeks, as we await the results of the toxicology test performed.

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Man In The Mirror

Posted: 27 Jun 2009 01:03 PM PDT

Check out James Morrison's lovely take on Michael Jackson's classic song (below).

Just Like Anna Nicole! Did MJ's Manager Aid His Habit???

Posted: 27 Jun 2009 12:40 PM PDT

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The quest is on for answers!

Authorities in Los Angeles want to talk to a second person in their investigation into the sad and - probably avoidable - death of music icon Michael Jackson.

They want to question his manager!!!!!!!

Sources say police want to talk to Dr. Tohme Tohme about an "alleged indirect connection" between prescription drugs and Jackson's passing.

A defensive Dr. Tohme, however, is denying any involvement. He says, "I don't have anything to do with his (Michael's) medication or health. This is B.S. — why should I talk to police?"

Police are already questioning Jackson's personal physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, who lived with the singer and gave him some very powerful drugs - on a daily basis!

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So Wrong, Yet So Funny!

Posted: 27 Jun 2009 12:14 PM PDT

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Comedianne/singer/superstar Jackie Beat is one of the most offensive people on this planet. She's also one of the most hilarious!

The cultural critic and satirist has released a new parody song - set to Cher's Gypsies, Tramps and Theaves - about Chaz Bono's revelation that he is undergoing gender reassignment.

If you think you can handle it, check out the HIGHlariousness below!

HE/SHE CHASTITY
by Jackie Beat

She was born to the couple known as Sonny & Cher
The mom half was famous for the sequines she'd wear
Her dad was short and had a mustache!
But something didn't seem right
Hell, even Stevie Wonder knew that Chaz was a dyke

He She Chastity
She claims that she has always been a man
Trapped in a… Big-boned girl's body
Cuz every night after mom & daddy's show
She'd play with GI Joe

First it's a mullet, then a crew-cut
Then you're in jeans that say SEARS on the butt
Next thing you know, you want a sex change!
I hate to be judgmental
But as a normal person, I consider it strange

It's a travesty
You know that Jesus doesn't make mistakes
Don't trade your puss for a pee-pee
But if you do, maybe you should try to get
Alexis Arquette's

Cher seemed shocked, even though Chaz rocked
That John Goodman style
Where's that angel in matching Bob Mackie
Cuz we haven't seen her for awhile
Uh huh, she couldn't even fake a smile
Oh no!

She was born in the body of the opposite sex
And now she will trade in her boobies for pecs
If you ask me, the mother's to blame
She wasn't a role model
She should have been more feminine
like Candis Cayne!

If it were up to me
All these fuckin' freaks would understand
That God made…Two genders, not three
I mean, imagine if one day I came to you
And said I was a man!

The Filipino Dancing Prisoners Pay Tribute To Michael Jackson

Posted: 27 Jun 2009 11:24 AM PDT

It was their version of Thriller that first made them an Internet sensation.

Now, in the wake of his tragic death, the Filipino dancing inmates have made a new Michael Jackson tribute.

Check it out (above)!

GaGa Chews It Out!

Posted: 27 Jun 2009 11:12 AM PDT

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Brand spankin' new!!!

Check out the super hot Chew Fu Ghetto House remix of Lady GaGa's Paparazzi below.

Wear sunscreen. This shiz is so hot, it'll give you a sunburn!!!

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Unbelievable!

Posted: 27 Jun 2009 10:46 AM PDT

Making more money than expected!

The new Transformers 2 movie is on track to outperform The Dark Knight's record-setting opening weekend last year.

The shiteously-reviewed Michael Bay film could top $204 million for the 5-day debut.

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