Feb 6, 2009

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Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

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Posted: 06 Feb 2009 11:01 PM CST

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When I look at Octopussy's face ___________.

Siegfried & Roy To Return - Yes, With Their Tigers

Posted: 06 Feb 2009 07:45 PM CST

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After a miraculous recovery by Roy, he and his former lover are teaming back up professionally as Siegfried & Roy and planning on making a one-time return to performing - on March 6th in Las Vegas. Tigers and everything.

Portions of the proceeds from their one and only comeback performance will benefit the Lou Ruvo Brain Institute. The institute is a study and treatment center for neurological diseases like Alzheimer's disease, Parkinson's disease, and Huntington's disease.

About 5 years ago Roy Horn was attacked by one of the duo's beloved white tigers and the show went dark. Since then, Roy's worked to recover mobility, speech, and trust in the animals he loves so much.

The show, Siegfried & Roy: The Magic Returns, will be broadcast as a special edition of 20/20.

You go, boys!

[Image via WENN.]

Jennifer Aniston Is Ready For Thanksgiving Dinner

Posted: 06 Feb 2009 07:30 PM CST

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Jennifer Aniston must have taken a hit from Phelps' bong because she thought this was a good idea.

The "uncool" actress is set to star in a movie called…wait for it….

The Baster.

The movie is a "fertility themed" comedy in which Aniston plays a best friend to Jason Batemen, a "neurotic and insecure man," who replaces a donor's sperm with his own, secretly impregnating Maniston.

We couldn't write this ourselves!

Why does Maniston seem so bent on career suicide?

Is this some kind of Joaquin Phoenix hoax?

Is this a major hint to John Mayer?

Couldn't she have just sent him a text?

[Image via WENN.]

Pussy Galore

Posted: 06 Feb 2009 07:15 PM CST

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Why do reality TV whores think they can go from shitty acting on "reality" television to real acting on screen or stage?

Take, for example the true diva of VH1, New York, who will be putting her acting "skills" to the test this month.

The drama queen will be appearing in an all-black traveling production of The Vagina Monologues.

She sure knows pussy!

The tour will be making stops in Los Angeles, Houston, Dallas and Atlanta.

So what does New York think of her role as a paid actress?

Says the silicone-filled diva, "It's kind of a serious actress type thingy and that's what I'm striving to be."

Thingy????

She adds, "I really want to kind of lend my voice and let people see that I'm there and I'm focused and I want to be a part of it."

She's so, like, poetic and stuff.

But even funnier is the fact that "Deelishis" Charles, the tranny looking reality whore that won Flavor of Love 2 when Flavor Flav picked her over New York, will also be in the traveling production.

Dramz!

[Image via Faye Sadou/WENN.]

Take That Are Sooooo Gay

Posted: 06 Feb 2009 07:00 PM CST

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Former Take That band member Robbie Williams got called out on some homoerotic stuff he did as a young lad…by one of his own former bandmates!

In a new interview, Take That's Howard Donald admits that he and Robbie Williams once had a group jack off session.

Hawt!!!!

It happened in a room when the band first started. "It were me and Rob… it only happened once," said Howard.

Another band member, Mark Owen, admitted that he watched the two, but did not whip his out and participate.

Sooooo gay!!!!

Mark commented, "That was an odd one. I think I was more of an observer."

What were other two, Gary and Jason, up to? Each other????

Attack Of The Moz

Posted: 06 Feb 2009 06:45 PM CST

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A rather disheveled-looking Morrissey shopping at Fred Segal on Melrose Thursday afternoon.

Picking out a new outfit for Coachella, perhaps?

Whatevs, it's Morrisey, bitches! Getting some pap loving!

[Photos via Finalpixx.]

Renee Gets Fat Again - For A Day

Posted: 06 Feb 2009 06:30 PM CST

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Harvard University's Hasty Pudding Theatricals has just named Renee Zellwegeras their Woman of the Year.

And to celebrate, LemonFace attended the parade in her honor yesterday through the streets of Harvard Square for the Hasty Pudding Awards annual Woman of the Year Parade.

Previous winners include Halle Berry, Charlize Theron, Katharine Hepburn, and Meryl Streep.

The award honors those performers who have made a lasting contribution to the entertainment world.

The 39-year-old actress even wore a fat suit as a tribute to her film Bridget Jones' Diary.

During the ceremony Renee said, "This is the nicest doorstop I've ever had. I have always had great faith that no matter the state of the union, that America's future was sound so long as Harvard continued to deliver us her brightest and best. And after what I have experienced and witnessed today, I can tell you that I'm going to really have to re-think all that."

The Man of the Year award next week will be given to James Franco.

As for Renee, she at least looked semi-nice during the ceremony.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Daytime's First Gay Wedding Comes To ABC!

Posted: 06 Feb 2009 06:15 PM CST

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Just because Prop 8 passed in California doesn't mean it has any effect on Pine Valley!

ABC's All My Children is planning to walk down the aisle on February 13th and 16th with a wedding to remember, the first gay nuptials in daytime television's history!

The marriage will be between lesbian couple Bianca Montgomery (Eden Riegel) and Reese Williams (Tamara Braun), and they promise to bring the on-screen affection.

After the ban on kissing between As The World Turns' gay couple, Luke and Noah, Riegel reassures AMC's audience the relationship will remain true to life: "There's no holding back in the physical realm. We've never been told to hold back. ABC is allowing us to trust our instincts."

We can't wait for the girl-on-girl action that's to come!

Bravo, ABC!

[Image via WENN.]

New U2!

Posted: 06 Feb 2009 06:00 PM CST

U2 - Get On Your Boots

Check out (above) U2's just released video for their latest single, Get On Your Boots.

Thoughts????

Spielberg's Dreamworks in Jeopardy?

Posted: 06 Feb 2009 05:45 PM CST

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We mentioned last year that Steven Spielberg and his "people" were working hard to make Dreamworks a totally independent studio.

Things seemed to be going Steven's way (i.e. a big Indian media company offered to back them with a few hundred million dollars)….until now.

Dreamworks was going to have Universal Pictures distribute its movies, but as of Friday, that deal is dead in the water.

And now, according to the New York Times, Steven Spielberg is talking with the Walt Disney Co. about a distribution deal.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Universal said, "Universal Pictures has ended discussions with DreamWorks for a distribution agreement. Over the past several weeks DreamWorks has demanded material changes to previously agreed upon terms. It is clear that DreamWorks' needs and Universal's business interests are no longer in alignment. We wish them luck in their pursuit of funding and distribution of their future endeavors."

Good luck with finalizing a deal in this crap economy, Mr. Spielberg.

[Image via WENN.]

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