Jan 17, 2009

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Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Joaquin Phoenix: Is This A Joke???

Posted: 17 Jan 2009 06:19 PM CST




Joaquin Phoenix has "retired" from acting and is trying his hand as a rapper now.

The actor hip hop wannabe performed at Lavo in Las Vegas on Friday night and it was a DISASTER!

Sooooo bad!

Check out his painful rapping in the first (top) video, and in the bottom video he's so out of it that he completely falls and eats the floor as he tries to walk off stage.

This smells like some Borat-type shit!

For his sake, he better be pranking us all or else he must be on some serious drugs.

His brother died of an overdose!

Your First Look!

Posted: 17 Jan 2009 05:03 PM CST

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Madonna in the new issue of W magazine.

Thoughts?????

Listen To This: Our New Obsession!

Posted: 17 Jan 2009 04:46 PM CST

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If you like Robyn, Roisin Murphy or Lady GaGa, then you will love Little Boots.

Ferocious is the only word that comes to mind to describe her music!

Check out Meddle below and then you MUST click here to listen to some more songs from Little Boots.

Thoughts?????

[Image by Daniel Sannwald.]

R.I.P.

Posted: 17 Jan 2009 04:31 PM CST

Expect massive layoffs at radio giant Clear Channel this week.

:-(

Quote of the Day

Posted: 17 Jan 2009 04:30 PM CST

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"The Hills I don't really understand because I think everyone knows it is fake except for LC because she is the only one crying in every episode. I feel bad I'm like, 'She is always crying and no one else is. Maybe she doesn't know it's fake."

- Emma Roberts on the Bonnie Hunt show, about Lauren Conrad

[Image via WENN.]

The 'Poisoned' Pivert Responds

Posted: 17 Jan 2009 04:16 PM CST

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On Friday, reports emerged that the producers of the Broadway revival of Speed The Plow filed an official grievance against 'mercury poisoned' show ditcher, actor Jeremy Piven.

His reps have come out swinging with a statement on behalf of the 'poisoned' star. Multiple physicians have confirmed the mercury poisoning, they say. The Pivert's symptoms apparently included fatigue, difficulty maintaining his balance and 'special problems'.

WTF are 'special problems'?

Here's the Piv's statement in its entirety:

"The claims made by the producers of Speed-the-Plow are absurd and outrageous. Mr. Piven's serious medical condition has been well documented by multiple physicians. He withdrew from the play due to medical necessity on the advice of his doctors, after he was hospitalized and warned by his physicians that enforced rest was necessary in order to avoid serious medical problems, including a heart attack. His symptoms included extreme fatigue, spacial problems, difficulty remembering his lines, difficulty maintaining his balance, and an alarmingly low resting heart rate. Mr. Piven followed his doctors' advice, although his forced withdrawal from the show was an enormous personal disappointment since it was a life-long dream to perform on Broadway.

Although the Producers had an opportunity to have Mr. Piven examined by their own physician, they never did so. The results of such an examination would have undoubtedly corroborated the conclusions of Mr. Piven's treating physicians and would have confirmed the medical necessity of his departure from the show.

It is ironic that the producers have filed a Grievance against Mr. Piven, since if anyone has legal claims relating to this matter, it is Mr. Piven. Among other things, the production failed to pay his required compensation and he has been defamed in the media by their false accusations."

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So Pretty!

Posted: 17 Jan 2009 04:15 PM CST


CLICK HERE to check out The Saturdays performing Issues live on the Alan Titchmarsh Show.

P.S. They need some better choreography, though. Even when they perform a slow song, Girls Aloud's moves are tight!

Mini Me Does It Again! Gets Into Drunk Trouble on Reality Show

Posted: 17 Jan 2009 04:00 PM CST


Almost nothing can top Mini Me drunk, naked and peeing in a corner as a contestant on VH1's Surreal Life, but….this newest shiz comes pretty damn close!

The Austin Powers star is currently competing in Britain's Celebrity Big Brother, and on Thursday, after having a little too much to drink, Mini madness ensued.

He was drunk driving and had a crash as his motorized scooter rammed it into a door!

Why didn't any one take away his scooter keys?!

CLICK HERE to watch the video of the "incident".

Verne is such a mess!

Whatever Happened To Mischa Barton???

Posted: 17 Jan 2009 03:55 PM CST

The former actress has just been named the new "ambassador" for hair product Herbal Essences.

Congrats on getting a job, Mushy!

Headline Of The Week Weak

Posted: 17 Jan 2009 03:50 PM CST

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"Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay"

Be careful with the poo! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

[Image via WENN.]

Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay

Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.

Gary Morse with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says the adult male is thought to have escaped from an unlicensed source. It was last seen in Clearwater.

The monkey is not considered dangerous.

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